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| its only 5.14pm |
| 06.29.05 (12:04 am) [edit] |
Your Slanguage Profile | | Prison Slang: 75% | | Aussie Slang: 50% | | New England Slang: 50% | | Victorian Slang: 50% | | British Slang: 25% | | Canadian Slang: 0% | | Southern Slang: 0% |
i knew it. i belong in prison! why cant it be 9 o'clock NOW!!!!!!!
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| saying |
| 06.28.05 (10:48 pm) [edit] |
and if the old saying of a picture says a thousand words is true. here are 5 thousand words, just cos im still resizing the other photos. and if it appears too large. get a bigger screen. have fun
all from kerala, from the hillands, to the last one while at the backwaters.
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| home |
| 06.28.05 (8:41 pm) [edit] |
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After 1000km or more ( i wil get the details in time) i am back from my road trip. once i have normalised my arse status from friggin hurts to hardly noticeble, i will write more about it. in the meantime. in an odd sort of fashion. good to be home
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| today |
| 06.17.05 (6:57 am) [edit] |
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today i saw beauty, today i saw beauty. today i have seen the most beautiful sight. Today, i saw beauty
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| Random Travelling tips 1 |
| 06.16.05 (4:33 am) [edit] |
If you by chance decide to drive around india, specifically south india, through long stretches of bad roads and stuff, this one will be useful to you. lets say you drive and drive and suddenly a goat out of bloody nowhere runs across the road. and you run smack into it and kill it. first lock your doors, look left and right, if you dont see anyone get out of the car, pick the goat dump it at the back of the car, bring it back and grill the bastard. there is an alternative which is. you like an IDIOT park by the side of the road and wait for the owner to arrive, he sees the goat, screams at you, and SUDDENLY you are surrounded by 40 other villagers, carrying various lengths of iron rods, wooden planks, and my fav long curved knives. and they will ask you for compensation. which could buy you a whole new car. you either pay, or well end up like the goat. and then once you have paid, they will ask you nicely if you have anything extra to give the other people who have turned up and spoken for the owner. you give away another part of your life savings and learn to next time take the first alternative. this usually in dire circumstances works for other assorted animals, including humans. you dont believe me? tough.
i chose to grill the bastard goat.
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| Hitman to the big screens |
| 06.15.05 (2:52 am) [edit] |
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Vin Diesel, who returned to box office glory recently with the family comedy "The Pacifier," is bringing Agent 47 to life.
SWEEET GOD! i hope this works out. but then again, i hope it doesnt completely kill the game. but DAMN if agent 47 isn't coming to the big screen. though i think mr diesel is a lil bulky to play the hitman. i would have picked the lathlam guy.
Edit: john lathlam i think, the dude british sort of dude.
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| 06.12.05 (3:35 am) [edit] |
first of all im feeling rich, iv got 18tbucks. if thats not rich i dont know what is. sunday today. friggin boring. nothing much going on. guests coming over in a bit. but seriously its boring. oh well. thats a sunday for you. promising all good and shiny things and delivering bupkis. anyways hope everyone else is having a good sunday or whatever day it is in your part of town.
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| 06.11.05 (4:42 am) [edit] |
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some days you think you feel like crap. some days you feel like crap. today its just pure, 100% unadultered crap. Sometimes its good to hurt. physically, and emotionally. whats important is how you get over it.
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| 06.10.05 (6:20 am) [edit] |
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i am lost.
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| 06.09.05 (6:30 pm) [edit] |
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i wrote some good stuff. but the good people that run this place thought it was too good to put up so its lost. and since im not in too good a mood to do it again. i wont. morale of this story. feeling good gets you nowhere.
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| Enlightenment |
| 06.05.05 (9:12 pm) [edit] |
Are you depressed? Do you find it hard to look at yourself in the mirror? Are you worried if you are ethical? Do you feel unmotivated and innert? Are you afraid of the unknown? Do you feel your life is going nowhere?Are you waiting for a sign to do something? Do you feel ready to go on a journey? Do you want to know the meaning of life? Are you apprehensive?
Well, suck it up and get on with life you slack piece of crap!!!! stop feeling sorry for yourself. No one is going to come up to you hug you and give you a million dollars and say here enjoy yourself. Here is it. Enlightenment for Dummies. incase i get sued for copyright. here it is Enlightenment for those seeking it.
1) There is no such thing.
2) Invented by crotch hugging cloth wearing unshaved long haired men who had nothing better to do then sit around.(how plato and a few olde paedophilic greek men got started too)
3)Those who are seeking enlightenment find it. those who are just seeking it as a fashion label also find it. how? il explain. they come up with this ingenious way of convincing their friends that they are pathetic material seeking creatures and dont care about the world. their friends believe it. and do something different. suddenly they feel good and all jump on the bandwagon and say WOA im enlightened. they then proceed to piss off all the normal people.
4)Money is important. dont be naive.
5)Work if it keeps you happy. If you are happy not working do that.
6)Dont fuck up other people's life. Learn to be happy fucking up your own life. Others can do it by themselves.
7)Say either please or thank you. you dont have to smile if you dont want. you can be the most uncouth shite in the whole world. but you can redeem urself with either a please or a thank you. saying both together actually redeems more.
8)If the saying goes that your life is in your own hands. then the saying should also cover the policy of ending your own life when you want to. and not get bloody arressted for trying.
9)People who make up those sayings are already dead so why follow it if it doesnt make sense?
10) the most important thing to getting enlighted. THINK FOR YOURSELF. if you are uncapable of that. you will never amount to anything. this inclludes believing that all news is true, doing exactly what someone tells you without thinking through it and VERY IMPORTANTLY if you are the kind of person who blames the television for the evils of the world. you do NOT deserve enlightenment. you should be speared through the head with a baseball bat and left to the red army ants of the jungles. The television is a box, it shows visuals and has sound. thats all. well ok the new ones are pretty damned cool. but if you think for a moment that it has ruined your life. you are insane. and please end your miserable pathetic television hating life.
These nuggets of infomation are probably not useful in anyway. They could also be offensive and rude. You could hate me for it (something i long ago stopped giving a left or right crap about) If in the oddest of ways you agree with me on ANY point. you are probably half enlightened and well on your way to achieving it. For everyone else here is the secret 11th point of reaching enlightenment. 11) HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR. you think those guys sitting under a tree or in a cave or ontop of a mountain got that far without having a laugh about themselves first?
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| Choccyians |
| 06.05.05 (3:53 am) [edit] |
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Oh yes, i meant to also add that i am going to start a cult for chocolate lovers. We are just going to wear comfortable clothes and feast on chocolates. we will not share these chocolates to non chocolate lovers. it will be started soon enough. so please leave your name, number and personal wealth with me, so that i can begin. just to get you all started here is the mantra "chocoaumchocolateoaum"
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| chocolate cult |
| 06.05.05 (3:47 am) [edit] |
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First of, im not quite sober, but im managing. too much champagne. but i will proceed to record down what i ate.
1) fresh oysters, clams, mussels, and shrimp.
2)duck. peking duck!!!! *drool*
3)mushroom dish which was prepared with some sort of wine and 3 different varities of mushrooms.
4) pineapple salad
5)roast chicken sprinkled with spices with a salsa dip
6)duck MORE duck!!!
Desserts
1)slice of tiramisu cake
2)pineapple creme tart
3)mango cubes in mango souffle
4)butterscotch ice-cream(here is about the only place where i can get this flavour, anywhere, from side shops, to hotel restraunts.)
5)a whole lot of champagne. a whole [b]LOT[/b]
anyone needs me, im currently in cloud nine
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| Nothing |
| 06.03.05 (10:29 pm) [edit] |
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nothing really all that exciting to talk about. i would just like to say that the world is round. when was the last time you checked the globe? its round.
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| what is |
| 06.03.05 (4:37 am) [edit] |
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trying to get my mind around the concept of nothingness. so far its working fabulously. its times like this i wish i was in a sensory depravation chamber. i need chocolates. a whole lot of em. box loads. nay container loads.
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| You were the chosen one! you were supposed to bring balance to the force |
| 06.01.05 (4:59 am) [edit] |
I finally watched it. Honestly i thought it could have been more. BUT i loved it. and since when did Mr Obi"im not flexible"wan kenobil become funny?
Mace windu is strong. That man is strong with the force. sadly he got his ghetto ass whooped by an old withering man. " i cannot let him live"
Darth Sidious was awesome. sure he lost his looks and smile. but sure packed a punch. i mean you CANNOT sit down and take something like " Are you threatening me Master jedi?" and not kill a coupla jedis. he rocked
Tear jerking moments when one by one the jedis were executed. accompanying music was fantastic. i nearly wept.
I did weep when Lord Vader rose. Truly a hero in my eyes. He let people lie to him and use him. Even as a boy anakin was used. Used in the chop shop by watto, used as a tool by Kwai gonn, used by obi wan to spy on the chancellor, used by the chancellor to wage war. a sad sad man vader was.
In the end the chapter is closed. its all over. and i am resolved to carry on being a sith.
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:: how jedi are you? ::
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