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| 10.31.04 (3:16 pm) [edit] |
i shall return very soon. hope everyone is having a good halloween. a quick question
WHO YO DADDY!
*laugh* i just heard that on the radio.
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| Happy Halloween |
| 10.30.04 (4:04 pm) [edit] |
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| To A Blog near you |
| 10.28.04 (4:22 pm) [edit] |
A World like no other,
A World that is too real
A World you want to live in
A World you can't get enough of
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| 10.27.04 (3:23 pm) [edit] |
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Coming Soon...
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| Again i write. |
| 10.25.04 (8:58 pm) [edit] |
i have decided that i post entirely too much. and sometimes it starts to get too much to keep up with *grin* (as if). well i think i should revisit my mission statement.
280604-The very first blog
Monday 06.28.04 [12:32 pm] delete entry | edit entry
What am i doing? why am i blogging? i decided to test something. im gonna see if i can make sense for a year. I shall see if i can keep this blogging thing up for a year. sounds simple enough. so for the first blog of the whole series let me begin by saying, i hate punctuation. so if you are about to get on my case about it, id say bring it on. well i shall keep this simple, to a year of sensible blogs i hope.
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that was my first ever blog. now 325 posts later, im here. technically i only need 40 more posts to complete my mission statement. but thats not what this is all about, minus the numbers, minus the stats, minus what i set out to do. its basically wanting to put thoughts into words, like a archive. to see how i have been feeling all this while. till today, i only recently found out what hotblogs is *laugh* i never knew. but i never checked it out. i realised thats not what i am here for. this is not a game. nor am i interested in winning anything. spiritual journey? I doubt, a journey to discover one's self? i doubt. i discovered anything about me that i didn't already know. but i think, maybe i should not burn out. i should not write too much if there is such a thing. so i will stop here with 325. iv got till june 28 2005 to come up with 40 posts *laugh* with the rate im going i think i could reach that figure this weekend. so no, im going to get off for a while.
This is not cos im tired, hardly. you are talking to the person who gets up at 5am, and goes on till 10 pm. No im not depressed or emotionally distressed. im fine. i shall just stop writing for a while. i dont know when i am coming back. could be 9 mins from now, or 9 days, or 9 weeks, or 9 months, will this be around for 9 years?? i doubt right? well so yea, Mahaworld for once, will be closed. For everyone who has read this blog thank you, i dont know why or what makes you wanna come back, but im just glad you might have found it enjoyable for a coupla mins. For my darlings ( i have figured i have 95% female readership) i will still visit your pages and drop in to drop a few words. to my darling, you will see me as usual. tsk, like i could be apart from you. and for allllll the rest who made my 325 possible and worth it, thank you, and goooodbyeeeeeeeee (cue sad music) (( you lot realise that this blog would be entirely hilarious if you saw my next post in the next 3 mins)) *laugh* loves yous alls lots.
Mahaworld will reopen in _____days.
Maha has left the building.
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PS i STILL think this smily looks like an arsehole :idea:
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| after the show |
| 10.25.04 (7:49 pm) [edit] |
after the party, its the afterparty, then its the hotel lobby.
anyways, i have decided to post random things on my mind,starting off with, breakfast with beverly, lunch with laura, dinner with diana, and dessert with desiree
i have also decided that i have gorgeous eyelashes, so gorgeous i cannot look myself in the mirror for i might fall inlove with those deeep chocolate brown eyes. *laugh* today its all about the maha day. wat does that entail you readers? well absolutely nothing. im just feeling egotistical(happy vods?) today. Oh and for thepost titled Reward, tigerlilly got it right. as for her reward? well she alone shall bask in my glory for 15 mins *laugh* ok ok let me get off this ego trip and write about something more sensible later.
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i will reward someone who can tell me how i feel, im feeling __________
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| 10.24.04 (9:09 pm) [edit] |
it is a monday morning here, a sunday evening in NY and i dont know the other timezones, i need to get a mint. ok not a mint, a box of mints. keep my breath fresh. did you folks have a good weekend?ok , now i have to get down to business.
[u][b]NOTICE[/b][/u]
As i have assumed the role of BI sworn in at (HBI) i have to keep the quality and the purity of the bussoms level here to a high standard. to help me carry out my duties, i ask for your fullest support. and understanding. i have received enquiries, from alot of people on the cost of getting their bussoms inspected and certified. i am PLEASED to announce, that for tbloggers, who are my regulars, this will be conducted free of charge.yes, FREE. and for those who are not. a small fee will be applicable, and the details will be available through private consultation. I would like to take this oppurtunity to thank all my readers for thier support and to all future candidate, lets look forward to a time of better bussoms better living. Thank You
Busson Inspector (Acting under authority of High Bussoms Inspectorate)
Maha B.I
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| 10.24.04 (12:05 am) [edit] |
Good afternoon folks of the blogworld how yo sunday y'all? good, better, best? ahhhh just get down with it.
im at office WHAT? you scream ,yea im at office, just sorting some stuff out. my work ethic amazes me. *grin* im amazing.
its not too bad a sunday, so i hope it stays this way. just need to do some laundry later, so no worries on that. well anyways, *hugs* to all .
Oh if i forgot to mention i have decided to accpet my old position back. i retired from being a BI. but i decided to accept it back again, cos they are running of of quality inspectors, and i thought i might as well do it for another coupla years or something. so i hope to have your full support. Thank you all.
what is BI? its Bussom Inspector, i have been officially sworn in at the HBI, High Bussom Inspectorate.
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| sat a day |
| 10.23.04 (2:05 am) [edit] |
soo its a saturday, how many of you are getting laid today? im sorry was that too saucy a question? like i GIVE A CRAP! *laugh* im just feeling a lil sarky(sarcastic) with everyone. even my boss, so for some examples,
Boss: what are you doing now?
Me: nothing, just planning a holiday
Boss: what?? where is the thing i asked you to type
Me: thats what i am doing till you asked me that question.
Collegue: are you going to have lunch during lunch?
Me: no i was thinking id be adventurous and try having breakfast for lunch.
and the last example was not sarcastic, but just plain rude, cos he caught me at the wrong time.
Dude: when does the course start
Me: December
Dude: the last time i called they said it was november, now you say december
Me: who did you talk to last time?
Dude: i dont remember
Me: well i am telling you its december
Dude: how can i trust you
Me: are you attending this course?
Dude: yes
Me: well i dont want your business, i dont want to see you in my building
Dude: WHAT? who are you whats your name you cant tell me that, i will write a letter of complaint
Me: (i give him my name, address telephone number) write your letter and send it, i will read it, blow my nose on it, and burn it. and if you call again, you must be really lonely, and if you come by here i promise you, you wont leave.
well thats my saturday so far. fun stuff. have a good weekend y'all. and if you dont see me around, dont worry. im imagining you all naked. yes im sick. yes im perverted. and YES you are still hooked on the mahadrug and yes, im egoistical. *grin* but im cute and you all love me *laugh* happy weekends
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| mahafurysubsided |
| 10.22.04 (9:47 am) [edit] |
alright folks, im better now. its been resolved, sometimes it sucks being male *laugh* you get angry so fast, takes alot of discipline to calm down and think things through, i appreciate all the comments on that, so its ok now, im back to being the good ol sleazy me. *hugs* to all. y'all be good now.
PS friday finishing here, so make sure you touch them goats, before they touch you
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| mahafury |
| 10.22.04 (5:15 am) [edit] |
i wont make this long, infact i dont know how long this will go on, but i shall start right about now. i hate, no i absolutely LOATHE ppl who mention they aren't well or comfortable and then go "nevermind" when i ask what is the matter.if it was a nevermind matter in the first place, then dont ever mention it. If you are the emotional kind, and really cant hide it well, then dont ever mention it to me. cos i can pick up when a person is feeling down, and if i do, and you dont wish to discuss it, say "i dont want to discuss it" do NOT say nevermind.
secondly, if you think i cant handle something 1a) you must be my mother to think you know me THAT well 1b) even if it was my mother, i am human and YES i will get pissed off if i hear that. 2) i hate people telling me how i feel and how i might feel 2a) dont patronise me.
i know one person reading this will feel the brunt of what i have said. i am sorry. i love you, but you shouldn't have done what you did. To the others, well its just to let off steam.
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the thing about T.G.I.Fs is that its getting incredibly hard to celebrate. Touch Goats If Frightened. its very hard to go around touching goats on friday. esp since they tend to bite or just hump against you. so maybe next friday in mahaworld i will have to change the celebrations. so till then, just either touch the damn things or run. a goat nite hurts, and them bastards dont let go.
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| paypal |
| 10.21.04 (7:02 am) [edit] |
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yes, im paypal verified. this means, you can send me money, esp if i am your pal, since you clicked me, and i am your pal, just send me money. you know you want me, you know you are my pal. so why not pay pal?
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im just sitting here chillin with my pants down. thats right, my pants are down. in the office. you heard me pants down in the office. anybody know why? i didn't think so. WELL its PANTS DOWN IN THE OFFICE THURSDAY thats why!!!!!its PDITOT for short. so i hope everyone will follow suit and PDITOT for a good cause. and remember wear proper underwear. i feel liberated. well just a lil, the air conditioning feels alllllllllll goooooooood
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| 10.20.04 (8:28 pm) [edit] |
ok, i cant reply to my comments, this place is getting a lil on my nerves. well i will try again later. for now, i will leave you with something to think about.
True Stories from Doctors
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to
have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed
out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to
take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there
were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on
an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior
chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they
used to be," remorsed the patient.
Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA.
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told
a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left."
Again, a flawless read. "Now both," I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to finish the exam. Dr. Matthew Theodropolous, Worcester, MA.
During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with
his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was
having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?"
I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new onevevery six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see . . . Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA.
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I
asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."
Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR.
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So
how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI.
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk,sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off thegrass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short
note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to
mow the lawn."
and finally..
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite
embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
(Dr. wouldn't give his name)
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| shameless |
| 10.20.04 (9:31 am) [edit] |
i shamelessly stole the quiz from [url=http://tigerlilly.tblog.com/]tigerlilly[/url] , and decided to permanenize it. cos well. i believe i was meant to be what i was meant to be, NOT MANDY! tsk
ok, i know i have not put up links to any of the ppl's pages that i visit regularly. i think i have mentioned it before, if not here is my reasoning.
I started to blog originally cos i wanted to see if i could keep up with doing something daily for a year, and im sticking to that. its just godsent that i have made plenty of marvellous friends like you all. and i love you all. EXCEPT the smelly one *grin*. so please do not take offence that i have not linked you or mentioned you. i love you all. im just wierd. i treat the blogplace like visiting friends, so i religously go to everyone's blog and read up on whats been happening. so i treat it like a trip, visiting one friend after another, instead of just clicking and going for the sake of it. (like i said im wierd) so anyways, if anyone felt i was snubbing them or something, please dont. i love you all the same. i may get around to it and link you all, MAY get to it being key point here. so, again i love you all. hope you all dont mind.
PS if anyone wants to bribe me by sending me nudie pics of themselves so that il link them please feel free *GRINNNNNNNNNNNNN* im kidding dont throw the plates at me yet.
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| 10.20.04 (6:55 am) [edit] |
i was going to write something, but i got pissed off by my boss. so i shall spend the next five minutes cursing him. pffft not worth the effort.
so yea, i forged someone's signature on a document. *sigh* everyday stuff, all in a day's work i guess. *yawn* im bored. i shant blog anymore
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| convo of the day |
| 10.20.04 (1:42 am) [edit] |
Person: hey you free?
Me: no i cost $3.50 an hour
Person: what? tsk are you doing anything
Me: what you want?
Person: Can you forge this signature
Me: sure
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| wetwednesday |
| 10.19.04 (7:41 pm) [edit] |
holy molly. i thought today was tuesday. and i was going to ask how come i put up thong tuesday. when it is today. do you know what that means?? monday totally blew past me. DAMN. didn't get to sleep properly last night. got woken by BAD choking fit. that sucked ass. *grin* BUT at 0235am i received an sms which put a smile to my face and i hardly slept after that. *laugh* woman, i love you.
so its a wednesday. what does that mean? it means we are midweek. that means girls got to show some midriff. HOW does that work out? i dont know. but when the maha says something just go with it. anybody used to watch wrestling? WWF?? not WWE, thats just boring now. but if you all did watch WWF, then im sure you would know the ROCK. i mean. when he was an obnoxious bastard? well i feel like him right now. feel like laying the smack down on someone.
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| 10.19.04 (3:15 am) [edit] |
my boss just had a hissy fit. he came flying at all directions and gave everyone a spitbath. tsk. *yawn* iv been productive. so im not too concerned. besides, who gives 3 testis if the man is feeling iffy. ppffft, well thats all for now. im sure i will write again later, its thong tuesday y'all make sure you are wearing a thong.
AND if you are wearin a thong, flash it baby. EXCEPT the males. cos seriously you SHOULD NOT be in thongs NO MATTER how hot you think you are. jeez. so yea, happy thong tuesday and those who are wearing thongs, can come on over for a free mahahug. *while stocks last* naturally.
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| 10.18.04 (8:06 pm) [edit] |
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So everyone likes my color scheme for this week. excellent news, i would like to thank myself for my exquisite taste. im quite bothered this morning. its just something i want to share, yet something is holding me back from sharing. i dont know how to put it. *sigh*. well either way im a lil down at the moment. have a good week folks, and il keep you updated.
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| Monday Morning |
| 10.17.04 (7:55 pm) [edit] |
sooooooooo its back to this again is it? a monday morning? isn't there anything else better to do you ask? sure there is, but work is important too isn't it?
Maha replying to Maha: you suck you silly dingdong, you could have taken the day off and watched movies, instead you are at work, you will never rest muahahahahahaha you sad prat!
that is my everyday struggle with myself. one day im going to strangle myself in a fit of rage in the public bus, and from then on, il be blogging from the asylum, IF they let me near a computer. and if i am commited into it. could you all please send me nude pictures of yourselves?
YES i know there is no relevance to nudity and asylum. but i just thought i might try that route. *grin* Good morning to those in this time frame, Good night to those who are on their way to this time frame, and to that one person out there. i miss you.
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| Sunday Evening i write |
| 10.17.04 (7:08 am) [edit] |
i am going to write. anyone looking for anything interesting this blog might not be the one, so anyways i am going to write. something like the constant stream of thought thing. but maybe i will stop and think. but i will not go back and delete what i write. i am just feeling oddly reflective today. fuck the spelling mistakes that WILL happen. and the punctuation has already gone to hell. yesterday evening i was feeling kinda lost, nothing much was happening, and i was starting to think about my life. what am i doing in life now? i mean fuck the spiritual side. but just on the everyday living side where am i? im still looking for a place to live, im earning crap pay, im doing a job in which i never studied for. ok fuck that too, the only reason i got my degree was because there was no math involved. if there is any regret, its my hatred for math, i think it has honestly ruined whatever dreams of getting rich. i miss my mom. i haven't been with my mom for more than 6 months since 1999. though i know she drives me up the wall when we are together, she loves me too much, and i love her too much. but she's the only person who knows if i am happy. she can look at me in a fraction of a second and she will know if something is wrong. she's a god, in my eyes, my mom is god. i know there are many people out there who have had terrible moms or just plain misunderstanding moms. but this is not a comparison class. i can only say, id die for my mom. with no regrets. i have come to a stage in life, where direction is a lil important, but i do not want it to be over bearing. i mean i know what i have to do. but i do not want it to be killing me. if all this sounds like im whining im sorry. but im really not. i was talking to my housemate last night, he is in the same boat as me, graduate but with very lil happening in the way of a career, we are both working, but not in what we studied. he asked if we were losers. i dont think so. sure we are not exactly raking in the money, but i think if you are honestly able to wake up in the morning without wanting to kill yourself, you are doing something right. we look around, people our age, are having families, careers and what not. and what do we have? *GRIN* besides the various gadgets, nothing much, so i decided to enlighten him *laugh* i get these moments when everyone's problem is infront of me and i solve it. i told him. its too late to think about the past and too early to think about the future. so just fight. fight everyday you are alive, do something do anything, worth it not worth it, just keep doing it. someday it will dawn upon you what you have to do to take you where you want to go. cos it will kill you if you do not do anything and wait for something to happen to you.yea i know, thats advice for myself as well. i know. and thats why no matter how depressed i feel about how my life is not going anywhere, i refuse to sit down and mope about it. im fighting in my own way. im doing things, no matter how trivial. im just doing them everyday, to make a change that i know will happen someday. i was reading something in the papers, are you the real you? im like WTF is that all about, it was something about soul searching. and i think i have done my soul searching sometime back, i find i want the material things. and they will keep me happy. i know there are those out there who will like to share their thoughts on how material things are superficial and that when we die we dont take what we have, this is not my answer but here is what i think about that.
i would rather die in my 5 thousand dollar custom italian designer suit, in my 5 million dollar bently arnage.*GRIN* than be happily surrounded by my loved ones saying how much they loved me. but its a laugh. no worries. you got to have humour. humour is every important to me. i will NEVER want to be the serious person in the group. i want to be the one who ppl turn to for a laugh. least i can do for sometone is to make them smile or laugh. ok here is the part where i get wierd, im partly empath, i can feel other people's pain. if i see someone get humiliated or hurt i feel them. i can feel thier pain. i know its wierd, and YES i know BULLSHIT is making the rounds, but thats me, i dont really care if you were to belive me. better if you dont. cos the last thing i want to hear sometimes is people telling me " i know how you feel" *laugh* its patronising sometimes.so what is this all about? what is this blog all about? nothing is clear, nothing makes sense, and i doubt its funny. its just that i felt like writing. and thus i wrote. i hope noone was looking for any answers.*laugh* sometimes i wonder, if i should be personal in my blog, like say somethings that are really personal? for that answer, im honest. i never lie. iv always believed in personal communication. if you WANT to know something personal about me, ask me. and i will tell. i was never the sort inclined to offer information. i believe, ask and ye shall receive. im kinda emotionally spent always giving and giving. so i have stopped that side of me. but its still somewhere deep within me. only a few people have access to that part of me. seek and ye shall find. so yea, thats that i guess. anyways i might change my blog title. just for kicks. so for those who actually read through this entire thing, i hope it gave you something. i will not be so bold to call it entertaining nor educational. nay this is nothing. this is just what happens when i write. Maha has stopped writing.
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| 10.17.04 (4:49 am) [edit] |
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continuation from last night. bored as a shit on a horse. *sigh* take care folks
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| 10.16.04 (11:40 am) [edit] |
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so its seems, quite a number of people are taking leave of absence to sort themselves out, or just do some searching, hope you people find what you are looking for. and come back. take care folks
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| 10.16.04 (11:21 am) [edit] |
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today has been a boring arse day. veryyy boring. *yawn* what have you people been up to?
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| 10.16.04 (4:07 am) [edit] |
i just discovered you can select text and drag in onto these boxes!! hooray
i see alot of those question and answer thingies around the blogs, im tempted to do one, but i really cant be stuffed *laugh* cos some of them are just plain same old thing. besides i reckon when it comes down to it. you dont really know what to ask a person. its age, name, location, fav food, color, sexual position, hair spray. so yea
on other things newsworthy, i bought shoes. im like a chick when it comes to shoes. i love shoes. so i bought myself new office shoes. swanky ones. i feel all swanky. Its Say Something Sleazy Saturday. so have fun folks, and for all my readers out there, can i play with your zip? or should i just plain remove it? GRINNNNNNNNNNN
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| About me2 |
| 10.15.04 (10:07 am) [edit] |
I LIKE:
i like the sun shining through my window
i like people who are upfront with me
i like people who laugh
i like people who can make me laugh
i like to help people
i like to help people too much
i like to step on puddles
i like to work with my hands
i like to carry things, the heavier the better
i like to talk to my mom
i like to cook
i like to watch people cook
i like to do the dishes *grin*
i like to do laundry*grin*
i like to clean up
i like to work with people, although sometimes they are dicks
i like to make people happy
i like to make people laugh
i like that i can laugh at myself
i like to cheer people up
i like to never be serious
i like it when that someone plays with my hair
i like it when my mom hugs me
i like to sing to myself, and then say i suck
i like to collect cars *i have over 200 matchbox cars*
i like to collect knives/weapons*of which i cant get any*
i like the snow, i like really cold places
i like kodiak bears
i like to sit by a shop and watch the world unravel by
i like ice cream
i like chocolates
i like to write, not deep meaningful proses, i just like to write
i like to read, alot, i read quite a bit.
i like to meddle with my computer and constantly amuse my self with silly shit, which usually messes something up and then i kick myself
i like to be a lone
i like to smoke( but im not a smoker)
i like people who look good when they smoke (there is only one smoke god and his name is John Travolta)
id like to go on, but this must have bored you to bits, maybe next time we shall delve deeper into my pysche.
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| About me |
| 10.14.04 (8:10 pm) [edit] |
what would i write about me? what would people want to know about me? hmmmmmm odd, i shall write stuff thats general.
I donts:
i dont like to drink beer. infact i loathe beer
i dont like to drink liquor unless absolutely necessary
i dont like to do drugs, not cos im a afraid, its just too lil high for too lil a time.
i dont like people who lie badly, and get caught
i dont like to hurt people physically
i dont like/HATE people who hurt others physically for fun
i dont like to see people break down and cry and i cant do anything about it.
i dont like rats. ( once i was sleeping in india and a huge fuckin rat crawled over my face)
i dont like to not help. i dont like men who dont carry things for women(what the fuck good are you then?)
i dont like rude obnoxious people who dont carry it off cooly.
i dont like people who cheat
i dont like pepole who get cheated
i dont like people discriminating.
i dont like people using religion for anything except peace
i dont like pretenders
i dont like copycats,
i dont like people who dont respect elders.
i dont like children, if i could have talked to my parents before they had me, i would have told them to kill me.
i dont like to inflict pain with no cause
i dont like other to inflict pain on people
i do not like men to ill treat women
i do not like women to manipulate men
i dont like philosophical people too much
i have no respect and patience for intellectuals who cant get off thier ass to do something about what they are complaining about
i dont like myself very much. i think i should be better that what i am.
i dont like to whine about how sucky life is
i dont like to think too much about anything without doing it.
i dont like to see the one i love cry
i dont like to see the one i love crybecause of me
i dont like to see the ones i love in pain
i dont like it when my friends need help and they dont get it.
i dont like tactless motherfuckers.
i dont like nipple pierceings*grin* its a sin
i dont like excessive mindless tattoing. unless its artistic
i dont like racists.
i dont like people who dont do their work
i dont like my soft heartedness.
i dont like the smell of overpowering jasmine
i dont like horror movies
i dont like nuts & fruits in my chocolate
i dont like it when i cant communication properly.
i dont like it when i cant type properly and hate when i make spelling errors.
i dont like country music
thats my list for now. i will do a like list after this.
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| Of Pain & no Pleasure |
| 10.14.04 (12:52 am) [edit] |
Ok, taking a leaf out of the rinns’s post here’s my list.
When I was about 7, I caught my lil friend in the zipper, yes ala Something About Mary with ben stiller style. And yes it hurt like a mofo.
I did something wrong at the shops and so mom brought me home and hammered by with a coat hanger, wasn’t bad till it went smack across my mouth.
I was playing around the staircase, and yes I ran smack into the metal railing and took a chunk of flesh off near my eyebrow, I still have the scar.
My lil cousin and my elder cousin went for a bike ride, and when they came back I saw a trail of blood on the floor, I said why is there blood, they were both puzzled. I saw my lil cousin’s foot, half his second toe got cut off clean. It caught inbetween the teeth of the chain thingy. He didn’t cry till he saw half his toe missing.
13 yrs old and full of idiocy I was playing at shop class, we were hammering on pieces of ply wood, 1) I was looking else where when I hammered on my thumb, it HURT like a mofo, I was shocked, I looked at my thumb the fingernail had gone purple (blood clot) 2) I kept shaking my hand thinking itd help and while doing that I hit in on the plywood accidentally where there was a piece of splinter, that pierced my index finger. Every one laughed. And I tried my best not to cry. 2) had to go to the nurses, she took one look at my hand, yanked out the splinter with tweezers, and 3) told me she had to bleed my thumb, I didn’t know what that meant, so she proceeded to take a needle and push it in-between my fingernails. And I bled. Lets every body say it together MOFO.
Now older and wiser at 14 I stapled my palm 3 times on a dare, I won, noone ever fucked with me again, I accidentally stapled my thumb with a huge book binding stapler, I could feel the staple grind against the bone. Took it out. Mostly flesh wound. Iv liked staplers ever since.
16 was playing basketball, only I managed to trip over the ball, I knew I was going to fall so I went towards the metal gate to try stop myself, sure the gate was wet and slippery due to the rain I didn’t know that, so I grabbed, slipped and slammed onto the floor near the drain. I stood up immediately laughed with my friends and discovered they stopped laughing and I was the only one laughing. I opened my eyes, I could not see, I thought FUCK im blind, I wiped my eyes, it was wet, I could see through a light red filter, I took off my tshirt and wiped my face, I could see, I was relieved, I asked my friends if I looked ok, they said I don’t think so, something about nose. Apparently I smashed my nose in. and tore my eyelid. Went to hospital, doc was telling me he’d inject me so I wouldn’t feel pain, he injected my noise to stitch the cut, I felt the injection, and I jolly well felt the needle and thread, injection didn’t work. He injected my eyelid, I said OUCH, he said, don’t worry no pain. He started sewing. I FELT EVERYTHING, I went OUCH I can feel, he said nevermind he will be done soon. Its surreal feeling the pain of the needle and watching it sew you up.
Army, tore my knee ligament. And went for a massage to cure it. This episode taught me much about pain. And after that im not too bad, sure I get hurt but kinda used to it.
all goooood
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| polite conversations |
| 10.13.04 (8:38 pm) [edit] |
i dont like to be mean to people. i dont like to argue. i find it quite draining and boring. so this morning i was mean to someone and no i dont regret it. i just wish i was more polite. it went something like this.
Me: excuse me, make way please
Bitch: tsk, whats your bloody rush?
Me: im sorry but some people actually work at this time of the day
Bitch: Dont be sarcastic, you are pushing your way through and and being rude to everyone.
Me: sorry, i only asked you to give way, cos everyone else had eyes to see my huge arse walking through and they stepped aside.
Bitch: i think you are rude and inconsiderate
Me: if i cared about what you think, id unzip my pants and let you suck my dick. so fuck off.
and thus at 645am this morning. i have been vulgar. i dont apologise for it. she had it coming.
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| got home |
| 10.13.04 (9:54 am) [edit] |
well i hope everyone has had a good day. and to some extent made good choices and feel pleased with themselves. if not. well there is always tomorrow. thats the beauty of nature. you always get a chance to either change your screw up, or live it again and again.
well tomorrow is a thursday. so its all coming closer to the weekends, have a good rest, for those starting your day *hugs* for those ending it. night night
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| glasses |
| 10.13.04 (6:38 am) [edit] |
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i want to go homeeeee but the boss is in a meeting ERGHHHHHHH!! oh well. i shall drink more water. water is good. have you drunk your 8 glasses?
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| guess |
| 10.13.04 (1:30 am) [edit] |
Ohhhhhhhh guess what? nope not it, guess again, not it. ok ok il tell
Ive been made incharge of stationery. HELL YES, guess what that means mofo? NONE OF YOU GET A STAPLER!!! MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and the only stapler you will have is one that will be leashed. and on a public stand MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA steal my stapler will you? well F#*& you. play with the big dog, die by the big dog.
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| 10.12.04 (11:46 pm) [edit] |
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What are your views on pre marital ass spanking, is the spanking of the arse reserved solely for the husband? or should all joes have a go at ass nookie? *laugh* i crack myself up. i have absolutely so much work to do, and i came in to ask gibberish questions. *laugh* jeezuz. *yawn* have a good one folks. OH its WEDGIEEEEEEE WEDNESDAY!!!
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| tblurt |
| 10.12.04 (8:36 pm) [edit] |
i was supposed to post something about last night. but i cant remember much of it. but i shall just post on how i got distracted by tblurt this morning. most of my fav people were on.
let's start, shespecies hasn't decided on the job application on her site, and she was helping 14u2nv find a spot. the one that comes after a,b,c,d,e,f,_, its real its there, and only a talented few know how to get there (puts up hands pick me pick me!!) then we had googurl be goonapped into the bedroom for. il leave that to your imaginations, later rinns comes back from smoking and gets lost again. which is pretty rinss fashion. *grin* i still heart you rinnsy. then scuba came on, she's going camping and doesn't know what to wear, so brogonzo, and pezgirl and i were helping her out. i think the major recommendations were, machete(bro) warm socks(pez) and nothing else but a smile(me) that will be a fun camp. i think thats about all that happened in theshort span of 20 mins. so whoever is reading go check them all up. YES i know i should have linked them. but go on. dont be lazy, search them out. that's where the fun is.
Wednesday morning. over here. i thought i might just add my favourite ass smiley. :idea: there. happiness
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| ulet |
| 10.12.04 (10:02 am) [edit] |
i had a good meal. grilled salmon with feta cheese, and then grilled veges with a light dressing and peach tart. and than to top it all up. had a chocolate ice cream. so right now. im about the most kissable thing since carmen electra's boobies. (so i have heard)
content. whats cookin youlot?
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| dont read |
| 10.12.04 (1:54 am) [edit] |
i am ravenously hungry. yes i am. i want to eat, i want to eat food. then in all honesty, i want to burp. a nice long loud burp. then i shall be satisfied. but first. many people have asked me, why is it that i do not write about policial issues,infact i even remember president bush asking me that. i do not want to repeat myself, i shall say it once and for all
I am hungry.
i know this post doesn't make much sense, but since when have i ever? so this was a ravenously hungry post, proudlybrought to you by Hunger, if you are hungry be Ravenously Hungry.
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| shitty |
| 10.11.04 (8:44 pm) [edit] |
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Tblog is becoming very unstable. so if there comes a time where i cannot log in and post, or if its tooo bloody unstable everyday, then il just stop. cos i cant be bothered getting aggravated over silly bandwiths and what not. on other news, i am freaky deakily sleepy. and i mean if i saw a bed right now id plop on it and sleep. im that gone. i cant even reply to comments cos its soo slow. so to all that commented. i will get to you as soon as possible just hang on. *yawwwwwwwwwwn* god im beat. have a good tuesday morning folks
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| lethargic |
| 10.11.04 (8:25 am) [edit] |
general feeling of lethargicness, i know there is no such word. but screw it im creative. i should hit the sack early. oh well. i feel like chocolates. im sorry, but i need to get this off my chest.
i miss my mommy,
Happy Birthday sis, hope you have a fantastic birthday.
*curls up in a corner*
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| R.I.P Superman |
| 10.11.04 (4:15 am) [edit] |
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I dedicate this blog to Christopher Reeve. the one and only superman, in real life and in reel life. I hope he rests in peace. This is truly a man who has made the character immortal through his own life. Here's to you Superman.
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| Arse |
| 10.10.04 (8:58 pm) [edit] |
i was going to write something extremely funny and insightful. but now i cant remember. so id appreciate if you would just read this and laugh riotously and slap your knees.
i watched ladykillers. its a bloody good movie. i think for now, im just waiting for Alexander and Blade trinity. its probably going to be censored as shit here. which is why i HATE this country, if i was to pay good money to watch a bloody movie i do NOT want it to be CUT!!! why the fuck do they think people go for pirated stuff? bloody arseholes. the WORST part is that they censor DVDs too. NOW THAT JUST PISSES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! stupid mofos. you charge 50 bucks for a dvd and you CUT IT. well FUCK YOU! how would you like it if i spit in your burger or peed in your drink you useless shit. *sigh* im ranting. but i really hate this stupid place cos of this. thank god my dvds were all from US and Oz. and from the looks of it, its going tobe continuing, screw thisplace.
on a brighter note, i think i have a chocolate hidden somewher in the drawer. ahh delightful drug, i love you so..............
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| monday |
| 10.10.04 (7:32 pm) [edit] |
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whassup. its a monday morning over here. begining of the new work week. and so far its ok. thats cos work hasn't officially begun yet. speaking of work. today is invoice day. yea, for clients that haven't paid up and shit. *sigh* i hate being debt collector *grin* messes up my nice guy image hmmm speaking of images, i think mine would be a brown teddy bear, with a desert eagle.50 in the belt. yes well its sooooo bloody warm in the office. friggin A/C is on the fritz again.
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| 10.10.04 (4:26 am) [edit] |
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for the good half of the day we have shat on ourselves. well done. well bloody done.
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| fin |
| 10.09.04 (5:05 am) [edit] |
so yea, i was looking through my old stuff, and remembered this incident. i was in perth and a bunch of us went to catch crabs ( THE EDIBLE ONES!!) drove all the way to mandurah and proceeded to wade into waist deep water at 7pm looking for crabs. it got darker and darker, and we only got a coupls and it got too late, i decided to sound something i was thinking of, while getting my foot caugt in seaweed and various unseen stuff under the water, and i asked " so are there crocs in this part of the woods?" everyone stopped for a minute. proceeded to curse and swear at me and turn back towards land. you'd think we'd learn?
next morning nice and bright we went out again. and this time the catch was pretty good, we were averaging about 20 odd buggers. anyways we were like wayyyyyy far out though it was only still waist deep. was busy looking into the silly water to find crabs, then i looked up and was taken aback cos a HUGE ARSE pelican had settled on the water about 20 meters infront of me. i was thinknig that mofo better fuckin stay there cos it was friggin huge!, anyways i was wadding back to land when i saw something that made me stop. i saw a dorsel fin slice out of the water and approach the pelican. i almost shat myself. i was like oh shit, oooooohh shiiiiiiiit, i yelled to my housemate, and he looked. he looked like he shat himself too. then the fin dissapeared. i was thinking too deep to run and too shallow to swim. fuck this crab expedition. then the fin emerged again towards us. it was smallish. then the damn water spalshed and it was a friggin dohlphin. jezuz the relief was amazing.
But thats the beauty of that place. one day you are crabbing with friendly dolphins and the next day you read inthe paper a surfer got mauled by a great white. fantastic place perth.
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| Blow Saturday |
| 10.09.04 (3:26 am) [edit] |
Gooooooood afternoon world. its that time of the day again. According to the mahacalender, its Blow in the ear Saturday. or BS for short. Its an interesting custom. you walk up to a person you like/dislike and blow gently in their ears. reactions will differ, some might like it some might tweak your nipples, *you might like that .. but nevermind im digressing*
so yea have a fantastic BS, go on then Blow into Someone's ear. its fun. take care folks, doing the laundry *bliss* and about to hang it. so il be back with much more deep conversations.
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| Vote Rinns |
| 10.08.04 (9:50 pm) [edit] |
Well, there are elections happening again. and as all elections go, i try to take an active participation. apparently there is an election of best blog. well there had to be i guess. The details are in [url=http://rinna.tblog.com/]Rinna's site[/url] .
Its a saturday, a good day to vote. make your choice, make it a rinna choice.
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| not anymore |
| 10.08.04 (9:13 pm) [edit] |
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i think the previous post was rude. i shall punish myself, i shall spank the next three ladies i see. *grin* im nuts. anyways, yea its a saturday, im at work. and its all boring. paperwork to be done, is there ever NO paper work to be done? i doubt. so anyways this is it till i check mahacalender and tell you what saturday today is. till then. keep on rollin
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| its official |
| 10.08.04 (6:13 am) [edit] |
Its official, its friday, im lusty and frisky. i need woman! YES YOU!!!! you know who i am talking about. please take care of me!! im LUSTY!!! LUSTY FOR YOU!! damn i miss you hun.
UPDATE: umm actually i just wanted to see how a update would look . not lusty anymore. i miss you again.
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| 10.08.04 (2:29 am) [edit] |
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yea, im eating chocolates. i should go have lunch but im stuck phone sitting. i hate this crap. i want fooood!!! im hungry!!!! yet i cant go. tsk. oh bloody hell its a friday and the banks will be packed. now its time to eat more chocolates. its amazing i dont bleed chocolate
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| How many |
| 10.07.04 (9:09 pm) [edit] |
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How many licks does it take you to get to the center?
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| 10.07.04 (8:42 pm) [edit] |
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since ppl thought the color looked like puke and pea soup and blood, i decided to forgo. temp color up for now. i will change it later. damn monkeys
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| missing you |
| 10.07.04 (9:45 am) [edit] |
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yup im missing you heaps. hope you are well. il call you soon. but i really really do miss you heaps. be safe.
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| help |
| 10.07.04 (2:17 am) [edit] |
"what are you doing?", "what's wrong" " can you not do that?" "is something there?" " will you stop that!" " im going to slap you" *wierdo*
these are what i have been called for touching an elbow today. have you all got the same response? dont know how to deal with the response? need help? call 1800-UNGRATEFUL BASTARD. thats right. and we will help you teach that person a lesson. they should be glad their elbows were touched!! not bloody annoyed about it! screw em!
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| reach out and touch an elbow |
| 10.06.04 (8:00 pm) [edit] |
Forrests and beaches. aren't these places a lil too clich'e to shag in? i dont know about you people. im sure there is some romantism involved in the whole, walk by the beach in the moonlight, and the other return to nature shag in the forrest routine.
firstly, this is what i think. you can disagree but yea, if you are going to shag in the beach, isn't there just too much sand to be comfortable? i mean jezuz would you like sand entering yourhappy places? and the deed itself, its be like friction all over the bloody place, and adding sand into the element wouldn't it just plain hurt? sand in your ass, hair, eye, id be right pissed off rather than turned on. sure, then there is the doing it in the sea. right. with the oil spills, and rubbish in the water. a healthy case of syphillis is more likely than an orgasm. and the jelly fish. on my the jelly fish. stinging sex has a new name. this is just the sea.
Then there is the forrest. same scenario. you say find a huge tree. lay out the things and go like wet nakkid monkeys!, how about the beetle crawling up your arse, or the worm in your ear. or how about the huge spolt of bird poo just when you least expect it. i wont even go on about the sex crazy wet gerbil that wants a piece of you. tskkkkkkkk.
wouldn't you just get a nice dodgy hotel room, or even the back seat of your car? i guess in the end every place is a dangerous sex area. just becareful where you next perform coitus. i hope smile at crotch day was good for you folks, its friday tomorrow. thats right!!!! B&G and something else special. will let you know by the end of today.
for today. i want you all to try something simple. touch someone's elbow. yes, just touch it. its fun. honest. feel the skin. the bone. just touch. EXCEPT the ones that are scabby and bleeding and look like century old fungus. dont touch those
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Thought i would go for a khaki and olive green motive, feeling all foresty and such.
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| SAC wednesday |
| 10.05.04 (8:35 pm) [edit] |
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last load of stuff to be ferried today.and then its more of the waiting game for the right place to be found. on the other side of things. well ok, there isn't much of the other side of things but anyways its all good. thank you for all the bussoms. they meant a great deal to me. i dont know how to show my appreciation. but i will one day. and i will thank you from the bottom of my bottomless heart. its a wednesday. do you know what that means? THATS RIGHT!! its smile at a person's crotch day. or for short SAC day. Smile At Crotch. i want you all to go out, or stay at home. and smile at someone's crotch. just a warm smile. show them you care. make them feel comfortable. and if someone pays you that compliment, dont go all huffy. smile back at their crotch. show the love. have a great SAC wednesday.
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| hokay |
| 10.05.04 (11:12 am) [edit] |
to those who are worrying about me. YES YOU, im fine. im temp crashing at my aunt's place, so no worries. till i get a place thats ideal il be camping here. it will be fun. human interaction for once. well thanx to all those who showed concern. and *hugs* to all. thanx. il soon be back to spewing nonsense and less whinning.
PS: i haven't forgotten. my STAPLER has NOT been found yet. that is a DEAD mofo gagging for a certain female toy down his nostril!
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| need |
| 10.05.04 (2:38 am) [edit] |
what i need, a house, some money, lots of love and a nice constant line of bossoms.
What i have, some money, some love.
Things to work on, more money, a house and constant line of bossoms
Things what will come, more money, a house
so as you can see the equation ends with me wanting more bossoms. what are the mahaddicts going to do about it? *grin* the wait begins
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| Crap |
| 10.04.04 (8:15 pm) [edit] |
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i feel like crap, i still have no place to live, only consolation is that my things are mostly packed. i think im coming down with a fever. and generally just feeling super shitty and alone. needed to whine and so i have. well anyways have a good one folks il catch up when i feel better
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| 10.03.04 (8:28 pm) [edit] |
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ok, *yawwwwwwwwwn* im just bloody tired right now. im 3/4 packed, house is still in a mess, i should take the day off and go settle my shit. still have no idea where i am living. and me being the lazy shit that i am, actually stopped packing for a bit and on the pretext of going out to buy a suitcase, went to watch a movie! im such a bastard. watched Resident Evil:apocalypse, pretty damn good. it was actually better than the first in terms of action. nice camera work too. so anyways, thats that.hope i get my stuff sorted out. i need sleep. and if i dont have anything very exciting to say this week, excuse me. need some lovin
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| 10.02.04 (8:11 am) [edit] |
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| 10.02.04 (7:44 am) [edit] |
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hey all, dont know what to say, so *hugs* to all
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| Sa Tur Day |
| 10.02.04 (12:37 am) [edit] |
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can also be SAY TURD with an A missing. what is happening folks? everyone good? great? going to be good? going to be great? i vant to have a good lunch and then start packing stuff at home *sigh* gonna be a LONG ARSE packing time. phuck! have fun
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| cant be stuffed |
| 10.01.04 (6:50 am) [edit] |
i was going to do a whole post on questions and answers, but i decided not to, not enough questions, and post audit trauma. *laugh* plus the nagging feeling that i have no house to call home, ANYWAYs, i shant whine about my life. instead shall declare this friday love an ass day. thats right. i want you all to go out. or even reach out to some loved one that you know that doesn't have an arse, you know, those people with absolutely no bums? the flat arse people? yea, reach out to them and tell them its ok to have no ass, tell them they are still complete people. give them some love, show em a good time. infact as sad as it sounds, go on, give thier bums a pinch, make them feel happy.
Remeber these are people who could never sit on railings, or the arms of chais, cos well itd hurt thier tail bone. just the lack of flesh. give em a hug and a pat on the bum. tell them , "hey its ok , its alright to be assless" so this friday is Show the assless some love day!!!
Once you are done loving the assless, go to ragged's site and view some quality ones. http://raggedtigeruk.tblog.co... (do it secretly, wouldn't want the aseless to be jealous now would we?)
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