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| more excerpts |
| 09.30.04 (11:17 pm) [edit] |
Ms Jolie:Why am i in the list of your most wantable women?
Maha: How could you not? you are everything a goddess is and then some.
MsKendy: what do you really look like ??
*what do you like to do besides blog?
*will you marry me? LOL
Maha: I look like a human hershey bar probably taste like one too, i work, i read, i clean, i fiddle with my laptop, and i cant marry you, i dont ever want to get married. *smile*
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| 09.30.04 (8:30 pm) [edit] |
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*yawn* slightly sleepy, still need to find a place to live, gotta coupla options, so il just have to have a looksee.
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| Excerpts from Q&A |
| 09.30.04 (8:45 am) [edit] |
here are some excerpts from the Q&A session coming to a blog near you.
President Bush: why dont you deal with politics in your blog?
Maha: Thank you mr president for reading, but i think there are many other blogs and users that already devote their entire blog to politics.
Jack Nicholson: do you like women?
Maha: no i dont, i love them.
Dalai Lama: what makes the sunset? and the moonshine?
Maha: *laugh* dalai you ol sap, if i knew that, you would be out of a job!
All these and more exciting things to come, other guests include Axel Rose, Lars Ulrich, Angelina Jolie, Buddha, and many other surprise guests. remember to send in your own questions.
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| Upcoming |
| 09.30.04 (6:10 am) [edit] |
Coming soon to Shivworld, an honest Q&A session with some of my regular readers, some questions they have posed, and my answers to them. This will provide an insightful view into what makes Shivworld.
For those of you wishing to participate in the Q&A please send in your questions, either through tmail, or comments. Please try and limit to 3 questions each person as i wish to be able to answer all my fans. All questions are welcome, but do remember, that only chosen questions will be answered.
I hope that through this session, i can get to know the real you, and you will get to know all about shivworld. Thank You.
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| Free yes FREE compliments |
| 09.29.04 (9:35 pm) [edit] |
Yep, i know, there have been rumours floating around, and im glad to say its all true, thats right its COMPLIMENTS THURSDAY!!!!
FREE!! yes you heard me FREE compliments about yourself from your's truly. each compliment will be heartfeltly delivered and sweetly written. if any of you feel you need a compliment today, just write in and receive your FREE compliment this thursday, here are a few samples
" your so gorgeous you make the stars look like crap"
" you are so smart, you must be a genious or something"
maha compliments are one of a kind, you can REST assured that no two compliments will sound the same. and here, YES ONLY HERE will maha exclusively design a compliment on your request, just say compliment your hair, here's a sample
"you have such gorgeous hair, the texture must be softer than the clouds that gods use to sleep on"
" your hair is like organic satin, and living silk"
So, dont go through your day waiting for a compliment, just ASK for one. and here in shivworld, maha does this for you FREE, yes you heard me FREE!! and you can ask for as many as you want*. so try it today, No, i insist you have a compliment today.
* while stocks last, 4 per person during non rush hour.
REMEMBER they aren't just compliments, they are mahampliments
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| Churning Butter |
| 09.29.04 (8:25 pm) [edit] |
Good Morning class, do we all know what urban legends are? you know the stuff your friends swear they saw happen? but it was just a souped up fantasy? well, wonder no more. i will now lay truth to a urban legend.
Sleep filled eyes, i board the bus, i took the early bus, cos i dont feel like dealing with children this morning. and i took a different bus, cos i want to sleep. i board the bus, its a double decker with single digit air conditioning *bliss* i go to the upper deck. my eyes adjust to movement. since its the early bus, not all the lights are on. so around the back i see movement. i still proceed anyway, cos when im sleepy or pissed off, my mind switches off to danger, then it becomes all clear. the sight that greets me is a sight i have not seen in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time. i grin to myself, i sit somewhere around the middle and i laugh tomyself.
What did i see? well if you haven't already guessed (i mean i cant be a thriller writer) it was two people shagging. yes folks, its the good ol early morning quickie on the bus, yes they were clothed, she was wearing a skirt hiked up, and well unless she was trying to churn butter, i think those movements could only mean one thing. now this is where i get serious, they were our equivalent of high school kids. they were in uniform. and this is not right. maybe they are in the legal age to shag, but NOT IN THE MOFOKING BUS!! jeeez. but well shag they did, with all the muffled sounds.
LESSON LEARNT: dont take the early bus, didnt get much sleep, *laugh* but it sure was fun. good thing i had music to keep me company, and just for the record, this is the 3rd time i have seen this happen on a bus. YES, i do live an exciting life dont i?, i hope they didn't stain the seats, to those who get funky in odd places, keep it clean, and those who are odd in funky places? well keep it clean too.
watched the new JC flick, A new police story. MUCH better than his english ones. good entertainment.
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| whores |
| 09.28.04 (3:23 pm) [edit] |
yes, today morning we shall immediately look into the topic of whores. WHY? what is happening in shivworld?? wellllllll, on my way to work i usually change buses at a particular stretch of street where it is considered the Red Light Area. you know the stretch!, its got red lights. ok ok, its the colorful part of town. there we see the colorful side of this place. i was in the 7-11 getting some stuff, and a nice looking pleasure woman comes in, she picks up a coupla stuff and goes to pay for it. i was standing just a coupla meters away, making an important choice, of either Black or WHITE m&ms. anyways apparently she forgot to bring her cash, and so she offered the cashier a blowjob and a quickie to compensate for the lack of cash. the cashier a young man, said " NO NO cannot!, must have money, if not i cannot scan the items and it will reflect" she being thai/mainland chinese/phillipino of course didn't understand this, but she understood she couldn't get those stuff, so she looked at me forlornly, and i just smiled and showed her my m&ms. she left. so me being in my humourous morning self asked the cashier " so actually, you told her no because you had to scan the stuff right? if there was no scanner you would have opted for the no cash offer?" he just stared at me like i told him god didn't exsist, wrenched the m&ms from my hands and scanned them. pfft,
as i left the 7-11 i saw the same girl in a provision store, im sure she would be trying her same marketing ploy there. i remember talking to some taxi drivers how they would unfortunately pick up these women and they would not pay but offer such services instead. ah well, the colorful life of the pleasure women. i tell you they are the true marketing and advertising gurus of the post modern time.
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| cos vods asked |
| 09.28.04 (1:04 am) [edit] |
I dont know how many of you have actually gone to the links on joecartoon. if you haven't you are really missing out on some most excellent shockwave action. well nevermind. i will show you what you are missing. click here http://joecartoon.atomfilms.s...
That will take you hopefully to an animaiton called, look at my monkey. Please view this spectacular masterpiece and tell yourself, im glad i clicked this link. cos you aint got it till you seen joecartoon. and im only doing this cos Vod's asked me to tell you about spanking monkeys.
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| mofo |
| 09.28.04 (12:32 am) [edit] |
yes, i am a mofo. i am a hard working mofo. i am 99.9% done with my audit paperwork. well at least whatever is humanly possible i have done it. *sigh* i hope. but yea, its just all the last minute checkin and making sure i have tripped over myself.
Thanks to those who have shown some love when i needed some. sure i could have used more, but im greedy, thus i feel the need to always ask for more and more and more and more. umm and more. i am VERY surprised only ONE person flashed me bossoms in my time of need, WHERE WERE THE OTHERS?? where are all my shivworld groupies? TERRIBLE, i will have to sit down and have a word with your bossomnessness. i am feeling much better ,next is just the house issue. hopefully i can get something happening on that front, i should be ok.
vellllll, thats that then, back to the usual insane ramblings by me. man do i need some quality lovin and chocolate. and some cake would be nice too. where are the bar wenches when you need them.
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| arrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh |
| 09.27.04 (6:47 pm) [edit] |
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just dropped in to say aaaaaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhhhh. i need sleep, rest, a house, and women! yes women!! arrrrrrrhhhhhhhhgggggghhh hhhhhh
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| toosday |
| 09.27.04 (2:47 pm) [edit] |
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worked late yesterday, still got shitloads to do, not enough sleep, and im whining. *yawn* hope everything works out. i need sleep so bad.
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| Notice |
| 09.27.04 (1:45 am) [edit] |
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i might not blog for tonight and tomorrow, cos well im being really pissed off at work and am angry and snappy at everyone. Audit is making me very VERY angry and irritated, so i dont think i wont be in the mind frame to post. so anyways people please have a good day and take care of yourselves. fuckin pissed off
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| happyshit |
| 09.26.04 (10:48 pm) [edit] |
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yeap, as expected, i should never ever tell myself that it will be a good day today. the shit has hit the fan, and BOY is it raining. i have a company audit happening on wednesday. JOY cos i have to rectify files a year from today, at which point i wasn't even employed here. and i wont have a place to stay anymore cos the current place im staying is going to go up for rent. JOY, a WHOLE list of things to plan and shift, all during my preparation for audit, which is coincidentally day after tomorrow, so technically i have ONE day to sort ONE year of stuff. lets say this together JOY! yes. i would curse and swear like a bastard sailor who found out that the whore in the port not only gave him rabies but was also his direct first cousin, on this mother's side. but i shant, i just want to sleep now
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| apparently |
| 09.26.04 (3:11 pm) [edit] |
if you press enter the whole thing just posts by itself. i hate pressing enter on the www. but oh well.
Monday morning folks, looks pretty good to me. coupla work to sort out, waiting for people to sort themselves out, and other than that nothing much on the horizon i think. of course, this could all go to hell like a limp mofo. i hope things go right. need to discuss with my boss something, and i hope that goes well too. i know that was bad grammar. i have to improve, tsk tsk . aight have a good sunday night, monday morning folks. good times, good times
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| undaylog |
| 09.26.04 (2:19 am) [edit] |
Yes, thats right, tis sunday evening in these parts of the world. i hope everyone had a good Bump&Grind saturday. and feeling all bumped and grinded. *grin* i had a dream about ass ovations. just a lil bit more detailed then the bus journey. and i guess i have ass clapping figured out. so thank you to everyone who helped me in the journey of ass clapping. a round of applause for you (umm the normal way, with hands).
Another new week beginging tomorrow. so i hope everyone has a solid good week ahead, and to many more posts and blogs to come. this is maha signing off, same blog, different day.
PS im gonna have sausages today.hope everyone has a good brekkie, lunch and dinner.
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| sunday |
| 09.25.04 (6:02 pm) [edit] |
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there it is , sunday. and im going to go grocery shopping. woohooo. tke care folks and be good. i will update more when im back.
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| i was on the bus and |
| 09.25.04 (12:28 am) [edit] |
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i had an image in my head. ass clapping, not just that it was an ovation. AND it made sense that it was a standing ovation. wow. thousands of asses clapping
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| Bump&Grind Sat |
| 09.24.04 (5:03 pm) [edit] |
Yes, thank you everyone for making Lovesome Friday a success, i can truly say that everybody participated in the true meaning of lovesome and spread the joy aroud. It was fantastic to see the love all around.
On a totally different note. Corporate meeting ended with a corporate meal and 1130pm. bastards, my actual work was left pending and now im stuck up to the wazoos, in trying to finish it. arseholes.
ANYWAYS, its saturday over this part of the world. and as i was saying owing to the success of Lovesome Friday. i now present to you, for today and today only Bump&Grind Saturday!!!!! yes, its true, today, i want you to go grab someone you love and just bump&grind. i know you think it sounds sleazy, and oh so wrong. but its all just innocent fun. all you have to do is just bump and grind. you could bump into the cupboard and grind a knife! its that simple. of course it's nicer to do it with someone you love, so tell me how it went, NOTE: those who dont feel bumpy and grindy. try bumping and grinding a stranger, who knows, it might be fun. WARNING stay away from odd looking strangers that look like they have been bumping and grinding the lampost for the past 3 years. avoid those ones. have fun people. and more importantly keep happy.
If anyone feels down or need a friendly pencil jab in the buttocks just hit me up. il hook yo up. holla y'all (i was trying to sound all urban)
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| Lovesomefriday |
| 09.23.04 (4:05 pm) [edit] |
Yes, i shall officially declare today lovesome friday. give some love people. To each other to everyone. just love em. you can hate em again tomorrow. but for today. love em all. (cept for the ones that smell funny)
Mahalove to you all.
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| raw2 |
| 09.23.04 (3:18 pm) [edit] |
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here i am. dressed up for a bloody meeting that is pointless in its structure. im moaning and bitching about trivial shit. tsk. here is another quick and easy language lesson. the past tense of die, is dead.or died. NOT dieded. *laugh* sometimes the funstuff is what keeps me going. im oddly sleepy, and i have a slight headache. *yawn* damnit. vell anyways, the weekend looks pretty shitty. so till the next exciting post, i will leave you with a thought. Nakkid in the bath filled with cockroaches.
UPDATE: corportate bullcrap staring, will let you know how that went
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| help |
| 09.22.04 (9:38 pm) [edit] |
i just dropped in to say, how would one clap one's ass? i have heard it from busta rhymes. " clap your ass for me" how would want clap one's ass, this is OFCOURSE different from spanking the ass, which one would presume to have the palm of the hand in contact with the bum cheeks, it could be the back of the hand too. but yes. Things for ppl who read this to do
1) what's the worst you have done when furious.
2) explain to me how to make the ass clap.
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| fury |
| 09.22.04 (4:03 pm) [edit] |
everyone gets furious, annoyed and downright mad. i usually get annoyed, but i rarely stay angry at a person. maybe im too soft hearted. but when i do get furious its for life.
i once got furious with someone. i just cut them out of my life. to me they were dead. and i told myself, if they were thirsty on the road and begging for water and i had a whole tub, id sooner throw it on the floor then give them a drop. and i have maintained it till today. to me they are dead. so many times the word sorry has been uttered, but nope. i dont talk to dead people. am i wrong? am i too harsh? i hardly think so, cos if death was not punishable by law, id have killed withmy own hands. what have you done in your worst moment of fury?
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| when i move you move |
| 09.22.04 (3:44 pm) [edit] |
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today i yelled at kids. yes, and i yelled good too. im happy with myself. see, im one of those people ordered by god to travel by public transport. everyday. so every morning i have to take the bus to work. now, there are alot of school kids taking the bus too. now the thing is. after my stop are stops for a coupla schools along the way. so the problem is. these kids dont want to sit down cos they are going to get down. fair enuff, but they dont move all the way back to the bus either. they stand around the door. and that causes a congestion. and that means other people cant board the bus. what that happens is sets off a chain reaction. missing the bus and waitinffor the nex. which means time. which means delay, which means the ever punctual me, gets pissed. VERy PISSED OFF. i mean its not a one day thing, its every day. and these kids dont learn. so today i got up a really packed bus, and some other people couldn't get it. so i went in and yelled. they moved, life goes on.
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| im tired |
| 09.22.04 (3:59 am) [edit] |
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so im going off to sleep, *sigh* really tired. night folks
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| 94 |
| 09.21.04 (8:19 pm) [edit] |
94 days till x'mas! woohooo im dreaming of a white christmas.. dood odood something
Oh my sis's doggie got found, did i mention that? if i didnt well yea they found him. silly mutt was 3 miles away from where its supposed to be.
this is a short post, nothing much to say in the middle of work. im faxing, yes im old enough to fax now. woohoo
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| morning song |
| 09.21.04 (3:18 pm) [edit] |
There is nothing better than to wake up in the morning to a song that really gets you going. so at 0530hrs i get waken up by drowning pool-"let the bodies hit the floor" oh yea. fantastic feeling. so now im in work. a lil hungry i need to find a good place for brekkie before i come in to work. be good folks, and good evening and good morning to all that apply.
PS for the nice kind folk that commented about stealing my chocolate sprinkle donut. you have no idea how close you are to being stalked by a rabid choc freak
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| shamed again |
| 09.21.04 (3:27 am) [edit] |
It has come to my attention that certain people are taking the chocolate sprinkle donut from my office. i would like to announce that, chocolate sprinkle donuts are MINE!, there are 15 other donuts. take them. but not the chocolate sprinkle donut cos it is MINE. i know im being childish, but do i give a crap? NO, why? cos its MINE!!!! MY chocolate sprinkle donut!!!! i have been always taking that one piece. thats all i take. ONE!! i know i should share. but its MINE!!!!!!! lets see if next week anyone takes the chocolate sprinkled donut. if they do they will share the same fate as the staple thief, why? c'mon everybody say it together, ITS MINE!!!
im a horrible human. but a fair one.
PS generally im quite nice though *laugh*
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| wrong |
| 09.20.04 (6:52 pm) [edit] |
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ok, why is Tblog advertising about herpes? are there THAT many people blogging with that particular problem. odd
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| Shame |
| 09.20.04 (3:29 pm) [edit] |
What shall i say this morning to make it go a lil smoother? well i have a confession. i am about to tell you a truth, and it shames me to admit it. i hope all of you will find it in your hearts to forgive me. i try to stop this habbit, but *sigh* im just a slave to it (not a britney song)
*sigh* here goes. " i drink straight out of the carton, bottle" YES im wrong, and its rude and i cant help it. i live a lone. i find it poofty to get a glass. I LIKE drinking out of the carton and i wont stop NEVER, im ashamed of my behaviour.
dramatic sure, but its 0835hrs, its time to be dramatic
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| mofo |
| 09.19.04 (11:29 pm) [edit] |
Listen very carefully. return my stapler to my table, or i will hunt you down. i swear i will hunt you down like the stapler stealing scum you are, and staple both you nuts together, and il do it so well when you have to take a pee, you will bust a vein and bleed like a gutted fish. i will superglue your eyelids shut and make you sniff powdered glass.
return my stapler, or i will torture you for 7 years, till there is nothing left of you but the shell of your exsistence and you will pray and wish and beg for death. trust me, i have done it before, and i will do it again
return my stapler and safe your soul from demention. for you life is already lost with the mere intention of stealing my stapler. mofo, you are marked. and im gonna be on you like syphilis on a whore.
return my stapler. Now.
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| working |
| 09.19.04 (7:58 pm) [edit] |
i should be working real hard right now. but im not, anyways i just wanted to quickly update all of you. i dont know about what. but i think i shall update you on the hilarious moment i had just now. anyways, i was being the interpretor for one of the candiates doing a test. and this person couldn't speak proper english. anyways the answer involved. " i will arrest the thief and keep watch over him" the person who was talking said, " i will watch the ali baba and make sure ali baba dont run"
i knew he meant thief, cos well Ali Baba and the 40 thieves, but DAMN!! i nearly burst out laughing god. i was a lil surprised when he said i will watch ali baba. heh. most of you would not find this funny. but trust me its HILARIOUS if you were here. aww c'mon , laugh a lil, dont make me look so odd. c'mon. every one, say floppytits.(floppytitskette)
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| in the event |
| 09.19.04 (2:48 pm) [edit] |
in the event of fire, remain calm and exit the building in an orderly manner- obviously said by someone who was miles away from the fire, in a air conditioned room. i have yet to see a non- panicked exiting.
anyways the purpose of this post was basically with no purpose at all. i just got to work, and decided to wish everyone a good monday morning where applies, and hope it was a good sunday even where that applies too. and a gentle reminder
do not pinch someone in the rear when exiting a fire, very inappropriate time to make a pass, NO MATTER how hot the person looks in the light of those burning flames. (i made a pun! a pun!)
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| What is Thy Bidding My Master |
| 09.18.04 (10:39 pm) [edit] |
The starwars gangsta rap is out , and its SE now. woohoo go watch it. rocks
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/gangsta_ra p_se" title="http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/gangsta_ra p_se" target="_blank"http://atomfilms.shockwave.co...
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| bleep |
| 09.18.04 (7:57 pm) [edit] |
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im hungry, whats your favourite meal? i have too many. and it varies according to mood, but i can have my mom's chicken curry anytime anyday anywhere. so anyways, yea, whats your fav meal? lets see if you can tempt me enough
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| nothing impt |
| 09.18.04 (7:02 pm) [edit] |
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i justa wanta saya thata havea happya sundaya.
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| Dream Women |
| 09.18.04 (4:05 am) [edit] |
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4 women who in my view are gorgeous. in no particular order 1. Angelina Jolie 2. Monica Bellucci 3. Rhona Mitra 4. You *sigh* blisssssssss.
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| 98 |
| 09.17.04 (4:56 pm) [edit] |
i forgot to mention. 98 days till the santa does the thing. and the main man JC does his thing. well time for me todo my thing, wait for it, wait for it ... come a lil closer, just a lil bit more, closer
BBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRR RPPPPPPPPPP
all better
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| No Leaf Clover |
| 09.17.04 (2:48 pm) [edit] |
And it feels right this time
On this crash course we're in the big time
Pay no mind to the distant thunder
Beauty fills his head with wonder, boy....
Says it feels right this time
Turn around, found new high lights
Good day to be alive Sir
Good day to be alive, he said.....
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just a freight train coming your way
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just the freight train coming your way
Don't it feel right like this
All the pieces fall to his wish
Suck up for that quick reward boy
Suck up for that quick reward they said.....
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just a freight train coming your way
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
is just the freight train coming your way......
It's coming your way
It's coming your way......
Here comes
Yeah, Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Is just a freight train coming your way.... Yeah
-No Leaf Clover (Metallica)
no reason to post this lyrics, have always been a fan of metallica. and this is my fav song. esp when performed on the S&M album.
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| like this |
| 09.17.04 (3:35 am) [edit] |
so, i was going to write about somthing profound. but i cant remember now, well anyways, iv been thinking alot about this blogging thing. and im remembering why i started. to see if i could last a year, with constant posts, so im thinking to myself, does that mean 365 posts? or does that actually mean i have to be here till the whole year.
we'll see how it goes. end of the day, i guess the gist of the matter is that, it should make me happy. so yea. il just keep doing this till i get tired of it. well anyways, iv got laundry to hang, so il be back laters
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| tingly |
| 09.17.04 (12:30 am) [edit] |
If I were to send you flowers, where would I...uh, huh, no, wait, let me rephrase, if I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
-Castor Troy
now. thats a line.
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| forgot |
| 09.16.04 (5:54 pm) [edit] |
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to *DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*
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| i shall blame you |
| 09.16.04 (5:50 pm) [edit] |
yes i shall blame you Ms leanan. cos i stopped by your blog, and i read you have 10 speakers. now i want them too. infact iv been wanthing them for a long time. the dream set up would be a 21 inch flat screen. refresh rate for gamers. and creative's new range of speakers well 2 sets, so that would make 12 surround. i shall leave out the hardware talk for the main pc, but man, it would be so good. whether shooting through human targets in FPS, or monsters in new Doom, or just plain nuking the entire GLA in C&C. the joy of colors, the explosion of sound.
its not a dream it happened once before. napping on the ground and suddenly feeling the ground vibrate, and the sound of crunching gravel. waking up to the sweet music of Mechs battling each other. *sigh* university. 10% work, and 90% pure unadulterated computer gaming. where is that life now?!!! now i have enitrely no motivation to do work. its 11am. and i want to play Mechwarrior. DAMNIT!! look what you have done to meeee.. im a shell of the man i woke up in the morning to.
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| 09.16.04 (3:27 pm) [edit] |
99 days to the day of rudolph, and santa and mr hanky. you don't know mr hanky? GASP its mr hanky the christmas poo. every year just before christmas, mr hanky comes out of pooland. and NEVERMIND, you unbelievers.
Rudolph the deep throat reindeer, no wait, lets keep this clean. so after yesterday i feel heaps better. been such a prat for the last 24 hours. and now its behind.
three kinds of dreams. a dream is a dream. i dont know how to explain it all technically. but i think to me its usually mental pictures accompanied by sound. a wet dream *grin* is a dream that gets you wet. NO, i mean like you either wake up drenched with sweat or you kick over a vase and water spills over you or. well yea. now, Nightmares. everyone has nightmares. but HOW MANY of you actually dream of a mare? at night? besides farming folk. i know im being an ass, i know whats a nightmare, but isn't it odd for a mare to be blamed for feeling horrid and pained? i dont know its all too deep.
i wish system broadcast would put up a sensible message one day. something like " get shagged" or "i believe you can do it" or even " i would like to hold your hand" Its friday folks, you all know what that means dont you? yes, LAUNDRY day Wooohooooo!!! oh, and just for today, go pinch someone's bum. go on have fun. EXCEPT you, no pinching!!
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| who? |
| 09.16.04 (3:32 am) [edit] |
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sometimes we just hurt the ones we love most. im just glad the ones we love forgive us just as fast as we hurt. thats it. nothing else. i will post again later i guess. but this is dedicated to you. yea you.
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| 100 |
| 09.15.04 (3:39 pm) [edit] |
100 Days till Christmas!!!!! woohooooooooooo. jingle bells jingle bells. something something i cant remember. but yea.
i dont know why i sound excited. *laugh* cos its not going to be white here.nor cold. nor very christmasy. oh well. just thought id have a countdown for something or rather.
On more pressing matters, i just feel odd. i know its an odd thing to say. but i just feel odd. but lets not dwell on that.
[u]DVD LIST to be completed before i am done with DVDS[/u].
Highlander the television series - 3 box sets
Fist of the North Star- 4 box sets
MASK( Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand)(80s cartoon)
Godfather i, ii, iii
M.A.S.H entire series
Mind your language entire series
Star Trek the next generation entire series
Seinfeld entire series
Friends entire series
GI Joe (cartoon) entire series
Harry Huesen's collection
Quentin Tarrantion's collection
Mahabarath teleserial
Journey to the West teleserial
30 or 40 other various Anime titles complete collection
the total cost of these should run into the coupla thousand dollars bracket. but it will be sweeeet.
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| violent kindness |
| 09.14.04 (10:54 pm) [edit] |
This happened when we were renting a house during our uni days in perth. anyways we lived in this dodgy area near school. for a coupla students we had a pretty good amount of stuff in our house, anyway what happened was,one lazy tuesday arvo, jev(housemate) yelled out for me. i rushed out of the room, cos one he never yells and two it sounded urgent, i went to his room and he pushed me out and said go to the back go hurry. and so i hurried out to find absolutely nothing, so i asked him what the hell was the matter, and he said someone smashed the glass in his bathroom and was trying to break in while he was napping, he just heard the crash and went to investigate and saw this drugged up dude running off after saying "gday mate".
we got a lil paranoid after that incident and did what most young men with abnormal mental capacity would do. we went to the store to get some baseball bats, well he got one, in on the other hand feeling more sane than usual. bought myself a nice big axe, yes, an axe, not the fireman kind, more of the mel gibson in THE PATRIOT kind.
so a coupla months later, when i was a lone at home i woke up to a thunderstorm. so anyways here i was walking around the kitchen boiling some water for a cuppa tea. i hear voices, soft, whispering voices. my spiidey senses were tingling. i thought right, here we go, another bastard trying to break in, and he's got a friend. so i got my hatchet out from under my pillow( yes i slept with a hatchet under my pillow) and strapped it on, and grabbed the baseball bat, i decided i was going to pummel someone and then proceed to hack them. so i opened the main door and crept towards the car porch(where he noise was coming from), i raised my bat(feeling all barry bonds) and walked into the porch to be greeted by shrill screaming. *laugh* instinctively i grabbed my hatchet and pulled it out, and there was more loud screaming. there they were, two extremely wet females screaming their lungs out at this big assed dark asian mofo with a bat and a hatchet. i shhhed them and asked them what the hell they were doing, and they said they were seeking shelter from the rain. TSK. so i apologised for scaring them shitless and invited them in for tea. they just stared at me, i said it was up to them. they came in 5 mins later, and i made them tea, Dilmah, earl grey. when jev came back we had the laugh of our lives. *sigh* i miss my hatchet. it was a nice black steel one with only the sharp edge in silver steel. damn i miss it.
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The most thankful person i met? its this lovely lady in australia. anyways she was an elderly woman her car got stalled outside my house. the road outside is pretty steep. so anyways my housemate and i helped push her car uphill to a even spot and stuff. and she was very thankful. we didn't think too much of it. she came back the next morning, thanked us again and handed us a lotto ticket. sure it wasn't much, but who cared. a woman we hardly know drove back all the way to the house in the morning to thank us again for the help. Sometimes there are these people and there are the others.
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| 09.14.04 (3:02 pm) [edit] |
I have decided i am a nice person. last night while i was going home it started to rain. and there was someone trying to pack some bags into her car. and there were quite a bit. so i rushed over, and asked if i could help. she didn't say anything. i just helped anyway. i started packing her stuff for her. and she closed the the doors got into the car, and drove away. no smile. no thank you, not even a nod of acknowledgement. now im the last person in the world who expects a thank you. i have done wayy too much for too many people and been unappreciated enough times to know to expect anything in return. not in this lifetime. but i mean even a smile? oh well maybe she was busy. see i should be all mad and cursing and swearing at her rudness. but i cant be bothered. why? cos there are more of her kind out there. and im sure before my lifetime is over i am going to meet more and more and more of them. and knowing stupid me. id probablly help anyways. so i am going to put this under my dumb things il keep doing box.
on other news, i smell good. yup not ground breaking, but still its news.
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and so i live to fight another day. pfffffft right. so dramatic. anyways just zoning in and out of consiousness. wanting to write something meaningful and yet not quite being able to. anyways. i think i want to spend some tbucks. iv never actually spent any. i think i shall add some ribbons. yea. ribbons
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| 09.14.04 (1:10 am) [edit] |
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well its official. the shit has hit the fan and im bogged with work. *grin* it took its time. *sigh* well i wont bore you all with the details. im hungry now.
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| Tempted |
| 09.13.04 (5:54 pm) [edit] |
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Some of you maybe tempted to ask me. dont you have work to do? To you non believers i say. YES i do have work to do. but im just not motivated to do it!! well ok, no im actually motivated to do it. but i just stopped by before getting to work. i need to watch Southpark.
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i dont like Barney the dinosaur. among all the kid's shows, i dislike barney. i know there are many death to Barney groups out there. i mean i do pity the guy in the suit, its not his fault. but if barney was REAL. then i would like to strap a claymore mine right tight up against his nether regions, Face ENEMY right next to his purple butt. and trip wired to his mouth. so the next time the dinosaur sings "i love you, you love me" its a lil noisy . another kid's program i really didn't see the signigicance in is the lamb one. the lamb puppet. and i think the owner was shelly. the one with the "this is the song that doesn't end" ohh if only i could.....*evil gleam in eye*. oh well thats that. i shall just go sharpening my knives right now. its a hobby.
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| senseless |
| 09.13.04 (3:21 pm) [edit] |
Good rest, good soup. and word undone. 2 out 3 is still damned good. i am lacking discipline. i am lacking character. and i am about to kick my ass.
*burp* sorry. well yea. the next time you feel like a burp coming on. try saying "burlap" while you burp. i think it sounds pretty good. sure its disgusting and rude. but c'mon its fun.
its the 14th of September today. do you know what that mean? yes. you are right its just before the 15th of September. and whats the signigicanse in that you ask? well. im just saying i know my days very well and that the calender infront of me is actually doing its job. i need to go shopping for gadgets. till more exciting posts.( yes i know this was a complete waste of time too ) i will back back shortly.
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| 09.13.04 (12:37 am) [edit] |
So there i was, with a deadline, and a heap of work. that needed to be done today. the stress was getting to me. i was worried i was sweating i was backed against the wall. what was i to do
i did what was natural to me. i told my boss i need half a day off. he said ok but after lunch i said sure. i left, went to the cinema. caught the Terminal afternoon show. and now im back home before the sunsets. thats that.
i can relate to terminal. i was once stuck at the US immigrations for 3 hrs. all because the officer didn't flip the pages all the way to the back. *smile* i dont blame him in the least. but oh well at least he was polite about it. long arse process. but i found out two crucial mistakes *laugh* NEVER say you are unemployed and a graduate. that just tips the alarms
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| 09.12.04 (5:42 pm) [edit] |
ok no, thisis not going to be about lapdance, so if anyone was misled my bad. you can move on to more exiting stuff now.
i spilled hot water on my lap thus the dance of pain. kinda sorted one of the shortages. and sadly the unsaved work must be done again. its a pain. but life goes on. suck it up and carry through. here is a lesson learnt. dont spill hot stuff on lap. and always save the damned work. till more exciting updates and misleading subjects have a good monday ppl.
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| 09.12.04 (2:35 pm) [edit] |
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Another monday morning. what can we expect from it? well il tell you *laugh* iv got a shortage of something i overlooked and the work that i did on saturday was not saved on the comp. so what does that all add up to today?a big marvellous fuckup. am i worried? no. am i tensed? no, am i in shit. OH yesss. ahh but thats life isn't it? you think its hershy's kisses when its just lizard turd. well till further notice. i think its gonna be a shitty day. but well iv been through enough to know that it might turn around. we'll see how.
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made dinner. a pot of tomyam soup and thin vermicelli noodles. smells delish. that should be good. yummy. whats for dinner around the world? and more importantly hope you all had a good weekend. *inhales deeply* ahh well dinner calls and DAMN it smells good.
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Good afternoon. its a sunday. and its cloudy over here. which is pretty cool. i havent enjoyed some rain for sometime. hmmm had a good lunch. lotsa fruits. and now im just zoning and checking mail. i feel oddly zen. yea i know its weird. but i just feel zen. its like i suddenly have quite abit of answers to quite abit of questions. *grin* well i shall go on feeling zen and answer any questions you might pose. there. welcome to the zen hour.
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| doodoo |
| 09.11.04 (3:23 am) [edit] |
actual convo on phone
Unknown: hi how are you?
me: yea im good, sorry who's this
Unknown: you dont recognise me huh?
me: yup im sorry i really dont, so who's this
Unknown: does it really matter? besides we've been talking for so long.
me: umm ok, but it still matters cos i feel im being rude, so yea whos this?
Unknown: well you are not rude. so what number did i dial?
me:huh? you dont know? right it was nice talking to you. please feel free NOT to call me again
Unknown: aren't even a lil curious ?
me: umm no bye.
NOTE: if i find out who you are, im going to friggin slice you like a fish.
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| 09.11.04 (2:29 am) [edit] |
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well ok, i know i dont have anything really important to say. but i just wanted to do something online while waiting for someone. who is late. LATE!!!! i hate people who are late. cos i am very punctual. i DESPISE late comers. unless you have a valid reason VALID. waking up late is NOT an excuse. Traffic is NOT an excuse. and most importantly not calling me cos il yell at you is NOT AN EXCUSE!!!!! till then. have a good day folks.
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| 09.10.04 (8:29 pm) [edit] |
i would have put the subject 9/11 but no. im not going to go into a whole detail of what happened. not am i going to be political about it. im just going to say this.
Heartfelt respects and condolences for those who perished.
thats it. and there my work is done. well pretty much anyways. so im off. back home to do more work.woohooo
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| evil people |
| 09.10.04 (7:40 pm) [edit] |
i guess there is no need for arse kickin, im almost done with work. just really very hungry though and whose fault is that? YOURS!!!! you ppl tsk!. blueberry pancakes and bacon and taters and *drrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooll ll* i should have shut up about my dream breakfast. now im hungry enough to eat all your brekkies and then some!! tsk. damned soggy biscuits
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| 09.10.04 (7:21 pm) [edit] |
1) hopefully it was raining and i was sleeping through it, which opens the question who made that call.
2) i could have accidentally in my sleep knocked my phone and pressed something which dialled the number. which opens the question i hope to hell it was raining or something.
3) if its anything else *sigh* we will find out innit. esp since i live alone. if i dont blog for another week. just remember i was a nice soul
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| 09.10.04 (4:33 pm) [edit] |
pancakes with syrup, sausages, tea and a tall glass of iced apple juice.
Reality: 3 day old biscuit and a cuppa hot water.
*yawn* c'mon need to stay awake to complete this work. Oh, i was bitten 17 times by ants last night. yes 17, i saw the marks. there were 17 of them. neck area and chest.
not as exciting as gun shots but just as macho *snort* right. aight, i shall get to work now. the next time i blog i BETTER be done with work. else im kickin my own arse
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| 09.10.04 (3:38 pm) [edit] |
apparantly, my aunt received a scary msg from my phone. she said it sounded like thunder and lightning. and she got it at 355am.
when you hear something like that one you either laugh and say yea my bad, or you go . WTF? i didn't call. it was 4am in the friggin morning. why the hell would i call you of all ppl. i didn't call. i checked my phone but the call was made. oh ohhhhhh
well its a saturday morning. im at work. which is usual enough so its all good. i better start work. not just yet though.
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| The Song |
| 09.10.04 (3:19 am) [edit] |
Sometime there is a song that just takes you, mind body and soul. this is the one song which always gets me. not sad or crying kind. but just gets my mind all thinkified.
[u]R.E.M- Everbody Hurts[/u]
When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
when you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on.
Don't let yourself go, everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes.
Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it's time to sing along.
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
if you feel like letting go, (hold on)
when you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on.
Everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends.
Everybody hurts. Don't throw your hand. Oh, no. Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone
If you're on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
when you think you've had too much of this life to hang on.
Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes.
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. (repeat & fade)
(Everybody hurts. You are not alone.)
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| Thanks |
| 09.10.04 (12:54 am) [edit] |
almoooost done with work. just a coupla hundred more to go and im done. il probably bring back tomorrow which would suck pepper balls. but oh well dont have much of a choice now.
I would like to thank the following people for making most of my boredom time passable.
THANK YOU ALL OF YOU.
[i]except for you and you. [/i]
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| About Nothing |
| 09.09.04 (3:58 pm) [edit] |
I was thinking about honesty, and how much of yourself do you reveal when you are online. i mean past the superficial shit. you could lie about looks. you could like about alot of things. it doesn't really matter. In the end all lies are justified by one thing. this is virtual. an alternate to the real life. and these people (most people) dont know the real you so i guess its ok.
i think i have been honest most of the time. i either reveal something about myself or dont. i dont think i have lied about it. i say think. cose well i cant remember. i first came online in i think...1996 that should be about right. so from then till now i cant remember if i have lied to anyone. I was working partime at a computer company that dealt with some software. anyways to make a long story short i was privy to the internet then. i met this girl who lived in Alaska. we chatted and and exchanged email addresses. we kept writing for the next 8 years. i lost contact with her just this year. I miss you Kristin Okakok.
i worked in a coupla places. one of these places my collegues were ex cons. *laugh* actually one of them was in transition before he got caught and landed back in the slammer. Anyways in all of my 2 months of working with them. they never at any point of time hassaled me. they smoked, gambled, smoked dope. and at no point of time did they ask me to join them or force me to. they shared thier experinces and said they regreted most of their life. they told me not to end up like them. i appreciated their honesty. we got along fabulously. i was half thier age. one of them taught me about cards, how not to be duped into a game of cardswith excons. those bastards know thier cards like the back of thier hands. I met a couple of other characters. needless to say, if i ever have the need for armed men to cause disturbance i have the number.
why am i bringing up all this and the relevance? i dont really know. i just know im thankful for all the experinces that i have been through. the good and the bad. oh i have another one. when i was in the army, there was this dude who was a troubled dude. he was into glue sniffing and constant AWOL and shit. anyways he was posted to my side. and he was pretty cool guy, i mean i had no probs with him. but he had issues with higher authorities. anyways one day a huge arsed crow was lying on the carpark with an injured wing. he picked it up, and nursed it and took care of it. soon after that he got into some trouble and was sent to the detention baracks again. he kinda dissapeared after that. but i saw him in camp once again. and he was walking along the road. when a huge arsed crow flew low and settled on his shoulder. it just stayed there. and he was feeding it something. i can never forget that sight. no pirate would have looked cooler. but what was even more impressive was that whenever he was in an open space there would be a flock of crows overhead him. like it was following him or watching over him. that was in one word. "cool"
i think i remember my earliest memory now. *laugh* took some time. it was when i was little and i was in the kitchen when my mom was cooking, i was just sitting there and watching her.
most painful memory, breaking someone's hand and making the person cry,and then causing the person more pain till they blacked out. i never felt sorry, i felt no regret. but since then iv been cursed with feeling someone else's pain. to this date. that person deserved it. and since this incident i can never bring myself to hurt anyone. this has been a long arse post about nothing. or maybe something. i dont know. i just felt like writing.
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im home. im hungry. i should eat. but i feel odd. i dont know what to eat. hmmm. this is such a stupid post. i should delete it. ok i think i will delete it. no. i will publish it. hmmm. man i hate this post. it doesnt make sense at all. aiii!!. i need to get something to eat. fine. i will go get something to eat.
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| fedup & feddown |
| 09.09.04 (12:57 am) [edit] |
i hate my self for loving you, cant get rid of the things that you do, i wana walk but i come back to you, thats why i hate myself for loving you.
cos im guilty, guilty guilty as a girl can be, c'mon baby let me freee. cos im guillllllllllllty of love in the first degree
never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down never gonna turn around and desert you, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna make you cry.
wouldnt you agree, baby you and me. we've got a groovy kinda loveeee..
all these and more. when you were growing up in the 80s. c'mon people you know you love it. woa woa woa, cos im looking for bad medicine, bad medicine is what i need.
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| Update from shitcreek |
| 09.09.04 (12:08 am) [edit] |
well the latest news we have is that im almost there but still quite a bit of shit to get through. on other more breaking news. A car bomb exploded near the Australian Embassy in Jakarta. here we go again. i would love to say more. but there is no point to it. a senseless thing to do and im leaving it at that.
to other more less important news Matt Damon is not too sure about another Bourne trilogy. and i heard his pal Affleck was going to play the professor in the movie version of The DaVinci Code.
on even more less important news, somebody spewed something really rank and nasty on the elevator. DAMN its bad. hope maintainence clears it off. hard working buncha ppl over there in maintainence
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| shit |
| 09.08.04 (8:18 pm) [edit] |
i have swam through half the shit that im in, another half to go before i reach redemption. i kinda realise why they say , im in a lot of shit. instead of trouble. at least trouble you can get out of, shit? well you can get out of it. but you will smell it for a looooong time. so even if i do get outof this shit, im still gonna be smelling of shit. which is shitty. *sigh* shit. cant live with it cant live without it. if you thought this post was shit, well it seems you are a new comer to this part of the universe. well back to shit creek with no paddles again.
Number of times the word shit appeared in this post?-11
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| 09.08.04 (4:23 pm) [edit] |
i finally understand it now. its not that i dont want to do work. the work doesn't want to me done by me. *sigh* its so simple. work is like a woman. you cant force it to be done. it will be done when it wants to. and it will probably choose who it wants to be done by. now that i understand this concept. i shall not force myself upon work. No, i shall just wait for it to be done. while i go throw a pebble at some one walking along the office corridor.
Incidentally i watched Harold and Kumar go to whitecastle. i dont think i need to explain to the movie. i went i saw i laughed.
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| 09.08.04 (2:26 pm) [edit] |
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iv got so much work to do today its not funny anymore. yesterday's slackfest was a mistake. *sigh* and i woke up late, feel really tired and crappy. as you can see, today will turn out to be just great. *sigh* #($*$ aight im going to try and salvage whatever i can today
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| waste |
| 09.08.04 (12:27 am) [edit] |
*laugh* ok im laughing at something really pathetic but i shall not dwell into it. to more important things, i think tonight i will have to watch a movie.yes will. why? cos friend is forcing me. and well its also beena long time so i shall go ahead. well anyway beyond that i have nothing more profound to say
PS i have done fuckall at work today.terrible waste of a day *sigh*
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| i remembered |
| 09.07.04 (10:06 pm) [edit] |
it was a joke. ok its a lil rude, but like i care.
What do you call a man with his dick in a peanut butter jar?
Fucking nuts!
GEDDIT GEDDIT??? no? well laugh anyway
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i forgot completely what i was going to say. shite. it was something funny too. oh crap. i think this is whats called a brain fart. shite. ok sorry. but im still gonna post this although it is meaningless
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| friggin |
| 09.07.04 (8:18 pm) [edit] |
im friggin hungry, and i need some friggin food. frig it
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| GRIN |
| 09.07.04 (3:25 pm) [edit] |
You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.
"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."
Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.
As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
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so, i woke up this morning. did the whole shower, shave manuvere. and was dressing up when i saw a spot on the mirror(or so i thought) near my chin. instictively i reached out to wipe that spot. and it didn't dissapear, i got irritated and rubbed it harder, and i realised it was getting bigger. confused. then sudden genius struck me. i touched my chin and felt it wet. *sigh* im soo bloody woozy in the morning i dont even know i cut myself from shaving and was trying to wipe the damned mirror.i should be shot.on a brighter note. i dabbed alcohol on the cut. ahhh fantastic feel of pain. i should stop waking up. i should eliminate the "wake up" process and do the sleep-work process. this is a boring post. i shall read floppytits post again thats funny
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| 09.07.04 (3:08 am) [edit] |
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there is this place in seattle, i cant really remember the suburb now. but there is this place called the tuna place. its a japanese eatery. the chef is quite a good friend of a friend. so anyways the guy makes MOUTHWATERING sushi fusions. you just tell him what you feel like eating and he'll whip up something for you. anyways. the gist of the story is. i ordered the volcano. *droool* it was six unagi sushis stacked like a hill, there was a generous sprinkling of crab meat(fresh) and ontop of that he made the YUMMIEST!!!! lobster/crab sauce, it was pinkish in color and heaps of pink fish roe. OH MY GAWD!!! and there was sprinkling of wasabi roe. OHMYGOD!! there it was, heaven in a plate. i have yet to eat something that good. im starving for it now. i want it so much i can taste it. Tuna House i love you.
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| 09.07.04 (12:26 am) [edit] |
ok, here goes. this happened to me at the office. and i nearly died.
Elderly asian woman comes into the office with a diskette to print something or the other. and she is dressed a lil too revealingly mainly in the top area. ( im not judging nothing im just telling a story) anyways the following is a true account.
Old lady has finished whatever she is doing. and is now bustling around looking harassed, im extremely busy.convo goes like this.
OL: hai, where ess eet? where i put?
OL: asscue mee, harlow, asscue mee!!
Me: yea?
OL: you see or not?
Me: see what?
OL: this thing la, haiya this thing (points vaguely around)
Me: huh? see what? (getting annoyed)
OL: HAIYA, you got see my floppytits?
Me: YOUR WHAT?
OL: yea la my floppytits that black thing put in der komputer
Me: your DISK no not seen it (trying not to die from laughing my head off)
OL: aiya must return to office that titsk not mine one.belong of someone else
Me: ohh *snort* well if i see your titskette il let you know
oh dear im cracking up just thinking about it oh dear, here i go for another laughathon.
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| free time |
| 09.06.04 (5:23 pm) [edit] |
There are some ppl out there keep wanting more hugs. to them i say, you LOST OUT!!
ok so i lied. no one wanted more hugs, *laugh* *HUGS* for all who need it.
i remembered my millenium new years. the first person to hug me was this old ideginous (wrong spelling) woman. and i dont know since then, my entire stay in oz, iv never felt out of place or harrassed by drunk or stoned aborigines. nothing against them at all. but man do they hassle ppl who diss them. oh well. 4 years later, 2004 still no flying cars, and still no floating houses. the world has lied to us. and guess what. im gonna fart on it. well ok no, im not gonna fart, but it was a thought.
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| Original Sin |
| 09.06.04 (4:45 pm) [edit] |
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is when you are in an elevator and it jams. and the first person to fart, after eating 23 slices of raw garlic Original Sin. followed by the sly mofo at the corner who lets another one go which smells like soured milk and 2 week old leftover ham. and it all gets blamed on the silly fellow who has on a light pine fresh scent. thats the Original Sin.
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| a toosday |
| 09.06.04 (2:45 pm) [edit] |
its a toosday. i have a sinking feeling that tblog is not being on the ball. im seeing the same amount of tbucks for a loooooooooooong time. *shrugs* oh well. just thought id drop in the morning and say hi, cos im gonna be bogged with shitload of work today. irritating. aight enough gripes. i like grapes too. question of the day
What is Original Sin?
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| well |
| 09.06.04 (4:31 am) [edit] |
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well thats that. im done for the night. thanx for all the msgs, made me laugh. i still like my robot. kick arse. night folks just remember. id ask you to have sweet dreams. but sweet attracts ants. and that would cause ants in your pants. and thats not good. so night night and have a good dream
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| mangoeschocolate |
| 09.06.04 (3:30 am) [edit] |
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Well i hope everything is going well for everyone? general good feelings around? good. and if not. please do not hesitate to contact me for a feel good hug. im home. and im done for the day. im having apples. red apples. i like red apples. i dont usually eat the green ones unless i really really have to. and i love pineapples. they are yummy. my fav fruit would have to be mangos. god i love em. esp the ones got in india. DAMN they are tasty and so much variety too. the whole fruits and cream bit is over and done by me. i spent a weekend down at margaret river down south perth. and went to the chocolate factory and the winery. settled infront of the chocolate fondue, and dipped all manner of fruits into the yummy chocolate and stuffed myself silly. and with a bottle of wine. i can say it was a weekend worth the drive. so monday is over. all the blues should be gone and dealt with. and if not, what are you waiting for? its almost tuesday. get it over with quick QUICK. aight catch you birds in the early morning. i might post again, but il see how it goes.
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| Limted |
| 09.06.04 (12:17 am) [edit] |
The stocks are going off like crazy. im already down to 5 hugs, don't miss out on the hugs!!! just for you readers. YES YOU READERS!! im going to give all 7 hugs a limited edition. YES you heard me, limited edition, special packages. *bear hug*. i know i know, im being too generous, but hey! you are my readers and if not for you then who else hey? thats right. a Special Thank You to my sponsors.
Remember if it isn't a maha hug its just not the original. hurry now for the Limited edition special packaged Bear Hug.
Post Script: those who have already gotten their hugs will be mailed the special edition bear hug.
Conditions: please give others a chance, i know the hugs are really good, but only one per person. so please. if you have had your hug, give way. share the love. there is enough for everyone.
Conditons**: Seeing as how i can't refuse you, once i have given my 7 hugs away. i will try and accomodate extra hugs. {conditions apply} not vaild with any other offers.
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| Generous |
| 09.05.04 (11:41 pm) [edit] |
Im feeling generous, im giving away 7 free *hugs* get them while stocks last. Remeber, this is a rare chance for you to get a hug. here are some testimonials
[i]" it was the best hug ever"
" he came he saw he hugged"
" i was floored"
" there is nothing better than this hug"
" worth waiting for, made my dreams come true"
" you just feel everything at once!!!"
" so good its like the 32nd flava from BR"
" please hug me again!!!"[/i]
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| Terrific |
| 09.05.04 (11:12 pm) [edit] |
Went to collect some documents. The youth of this country were sitting by the pavement near the road, and this was a part of their conversation that i was quite sad to hear.
Juvenile 1: no school boring
Juv2: yea, damn boring
Juv3: stop complaining lets go do something
Juv1: yea lets go the drain and catch fish
Juv3: yea we havent done that in a long time.
There that's excitement i tell you. going to the monsoon drain to catch fish. fantastic way to spend the day. i hope a rabid dog bites them in the gonads.
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| Monday |
| 09.05.04 (4:19 pm) [edit] |
Good morning folks, its monday. since i missed wishing all teachers a happy teachers day. which was on 1st Sept. Happy Teachers Day. most of you rock.
For those that dont really rock. its time to learn how to rock so that when i wish you again next year, you feel special.
To Mrs Olivero: My first ever teacher. a wonderful woman. truly a legend.
Mrs Tan: First ever teacher to use a ruler on my knuckles. (bet if you saw me now ud think twice on that)
and to the rest i havent mentioned. you all did a wonderful job, look how i turned out *evil laugh*
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| deep |
| 09.05.04 (3:55 pm) [edit] |
5 people sitting around a table. and discussing about life, and general plans for the the long term. after a lengthy discussion. my best friend says " hmm thats why black is darker pink" and 2 of them nod thier head. this is the conversation that followed.
Me: black is darker then pink
Fai: i meant it in a metaphorfical way.
Me: it doesn't need to be metamorphical you ass, its a fact, black is darker than pink
Jon: but its deep.
Me: are you fucking stoned? whats so deep about that?
Sen: its about the universe and the alternates and the darkness
Me: are all of you sleeping with each other? that made no fuckin sense.
Fai: you are not enlightened.
Me. yea i just need a baseball bat and il enlighten every one of your sorry arses. stoned mofos.
incase you wondered the 5th guy made the wise choice of laughing all the way.
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| Rinn's asked |
| 09.05.04 (3:26 pm) [edit] |
Rinn's blog asked whats the most favourite question you would like to to be asked.
i will now give a coupla absolutely ridiculous questions i have been asked in my lifetime. starting from Number 10.
Top 10
10. So, you are having lunch huh? (while im having lunch)
9. Is that a Metallica t-shirt? ( while i have a metallica tee on)
8. Woa, you cut your hair huh? (you get the idea)
7. Wanna follow me pee?
6. Is that the sea? (driving down the coast in oz)
5. What do you think about flowers? (it seems harmless. except it was at night and we were discussing about gift ideas for an army buddy)
4. Isn't Singapore in Thailand? (uttered by a high level official)
3. Soccer is the game with 22 people playing with a ball right? ( yea yours preferebly)
2. So you are from singapore ( while looking at my passport)
1. Are you sure? (when my grandma died and i called to inform one of my aunties)
There you have it, the everyday genius questions that just make you glad you there are gun control laws.
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| not interesting |
| 09.05.04 (2:40 pm) [edit] |
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finished the Da Vinci code. pretty good book. very interesting. il have to thank my sis for sending it. i wanted to write more about something, but now i cant really remember what its about.oh well il write id i remember it. im in need of a good comedy. i havent watched one for a long time. sure it can be argued the AVP was a comedy. but it really wasn't very funny. aight well. thats that for now. il write more when i remember it. this post seems pretty boring innit? lots on my mind. yet nothing on my mind, you get that feeling? i do.
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| BREKKIEEEEEEE |
| 09.04.04 (4:46 pm) [edit] |
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i want brekkieeeeeeeeeeees!!! its a sunday morning and im a ravenous.brekkieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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| urgh |
| 09.04.04 (3:07 pm) [edit] |
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its 8am on a sunday and im up? oh dear, i just want to curl up and sleep somemore. this is terrible. Good Morning folks, but seriously this is just too early for a sunday. *yawn* i dont care imna go back to bed.
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| home |
| 09.03.04 (7:41 pm) [edit] |
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am back. got my bday gift from sis *sigh* im still thinking about doggie. i hope he gets home safe. she got me a car calender thingy, and a book. the da vinci code. i think im about the last few people left on earth who hasn't read it. so yea. im happy. now iv got something to read when im dead bored. its a WARM arse day today. infact its night. and i really really dont like it. too warm for anything. *sigh* but oh well. enough griping. take care people. make sure you all get enough rest. ESP YOU!! YES YOU! you know who you are. better get some sleep. aight thats that. tke care folks *hugs* to those who need one
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| tupid |
| 09.03.04 (3:06 pm) [edit] |
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i posted something titled sat and it fell behind an older post. stupid thing. numbnuts
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| Sat |
| 09.03.04 (2:49 pm) [edit] |
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yea, its saturday. c'mon lets all do the hip swivelling saturday dance.. im at work. but its not too bad. i managed to get speakers working, so im listening to music now. which calms my nerves before they are shot to hell in the coming week. well anyways nothing really exciting to post about, so il just keep it simple and short.
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| Dog |
| 09.03.04 (7:41 am) [edit] |
*sigh* i just heard from my sis that her dog is missing. its a hugearse black lab. There was a thunderstorm and the mutt jumped the wall and dissapeared. *sigh* silly mutt. i wouldn't be so worried if she lived somewhere where bloody mountain lions dont friggin reside. please be safe doggie.
" If by anychance you made your way to a place where there is internet and you are reading this post. your ass is in so much trouble. please go back you silly mutt i miss you."
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| online |
| 09.03.04 (7:00 am) [edit] |
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Just when you thought this place has shat on itself and then woke up, cleaned up and shat on itself again. no one's online, ok well. in my msn at least no one is online. which is quite the first time for me in a long while. esp in the mornings. i usually have someone online. anyways no worries its all good. i saw someone eat a banana today. nothing spectacular you might say. but it was the way she ate it. and i eat it the same way too. BUT at home, she peeled then she started splitting it right down the middle and then half and then she ate it. i mean. i would so that if i had time at home. but while walking along the road? but its good. bananas are good. pineapples are better. so till the next fruity post, this is me saying, " yes my master, we will finally reveal ourselves to the jedi"
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| Damn Straight ! |
| 09.02.04 (5:59 am) [edit] |
The University of Blogging
Presents to
Mahabarath
An Honorary
Bachelor of
Psychotic Ranting
Majoring in
Gossip
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Blogging Degree
From Go-Quiz.com
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| win an ipod |
| 09.02.04 (5:47 am) [edit] |
yea thats right, if you shoot one of them colorful mofos, you win an ipod. now the thing i do is i shoot inbetween them. that way i never win a thing. yet i still have the fun of shooting. did you guess who the model was in the contest? my vote was cindy crawford. but i didn't win. *sigh* these misleading contests, Breate-Mase. Jayz black album. all have one thing in common. they like to tell when they were born, and when they made thier millions. 2pac biggie liked to tell that death didn't matter and they all loved thier families or daughters or sons.
how come ppl dont sing about when they first walked out with their zippers undone? or the time chewing gum got stuck in their hair? im sure its easier to relate to that then. "ho's on the floor suck on that #*#( rolling in my H2, Bentlys rolls and whoes flashin their #*$(#. cos the last whore i saw was walking past the bus stop, cussing at the old man who ogled at her. pfft. c'mon p diddy get real with me.
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| 09.02.04 (5:15 am) [edit] |
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The title of my current fight song, Headsprung, by LL Cool J ft Timbaland. ohh hell yea. heeeeaaad sprung.
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| shitting |
| 09.02.04 (5:10 am) [edit] |
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as my friend rinns would put it so eloquently. tblog is shitting on itself. not just normal ones too. but gigantic wet greenish with corn bits shit. its so crap. anyways. dont feel like posting much. a lil bored. so this will do for now
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| crap night |
| 09.01.04 (5:20 pm) [edit] |
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Bad Night. first it was too warm, then i get called up at the middle of the night by someone, and that went bad. tried to sleep after that but i was soo bloody fustrated. so i had too much anger in my head and that caused a headache. managed to fall asleep. had a really really really bad nightmare that is still hounding me till now. i am hoping the next 11 hrs will go smooth cos i can NOT afford to get drained this week. i have work to do. so yea. that was just a bad nightmare. *sigh*
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| fight music |
| 09.01.04 (5:37 am) [edit] |
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oh damn, im listening to fight music now, oh yea. my definition of fight music? its when you listen to this tune, you fell like a bad mofo. and that no other mofo is badder than you. thats fight music. you get up do your work. strut, work somemore. finish up the work. destroy it and then do the work again. why? cos you are bad mofo. thats right. im a bad mofo right now. thing is it lasts for around 4 mins. so you better have it playing on loop if you are kicking arse. else run, just friggin run like you got a ferret up ur arse and its looking for a heaty female ferret. *odd* but just run
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| something new |
| 09.01.04 (12:13 am) [edit] |
For those who visit this place. there is going to be a major change in the system. im going to start wearing socks! yes, its a change. if that didn't makse sense. how will you ever survive reading this gibberish?
i was bored and i ate lunch so im just blabbering.
OH i got chocolates from moscow! kicketh asseth
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