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| 08.31.04 (8:07 pm) [edit] |
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next person who rings my office and mispronounces my name. or even worse calls me by the wrong name but describes me. im gonna nail your friggin balls on a piece of plywood and make sure you float down river while fishes nibble on your exposed bits.
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| 08.31.04 (6:25 pm) [edit] |
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But its a new look nonetheless. decided to go for the simple B&W look. keeps things nice and clear. if you dont like it, i could give you the numbers to the relevant authorities. 1800-IDGAF (I Dont Give A F%#$) *grin* Good morning sunshines, hope your day goes as well as a naked wallaby
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| what i want |
| 08.31.04 (5:23 pm) [edit] |
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Bosses are back after a week in moscow, im sure there is going to be some backlash of work coming in. but its ok. it dont matter. im hungry and i need breakfast. i would like pancakes with maple syrup, some bratwurst sausages, two slices of mango, pot of tea and some hash brown. yup that will do.
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| I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? |
| 08.31.04 (2:58 am) [edit] |
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All this could be yours for one low, low price! . well thats that in this world, *yawn* i need a nap. i have a yearning for something sweet,with a tat and gorgeous eyes.
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| Hail Schumy |
| 08.31.04 (12:47 am) [edit] |
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oh yea, Michael Schumacher won the F1 Drivers title for the umpteenth time. and ferrari has won the constructor's title. schumy should move to toyota. just cos im sure he can do the same thing with a non exotic car. well till the next round of F1 rev those engines and rub those turbines ( ok that didn't make complete sense so?) Oh and on the EPL action (English Premier League) it seems alan smith is doing mighty good for the devils.and the reds are playing likeshit. as rinns would put it. They Shat on themselves. i hope the improve. and the rooney is just so much hype. he better play as well.at least marco van basten was a legend before his ankle broke. this twit is a legend for all the wrong reasons. on other news 4 more runs for barry bonds to walk into the 700hitters club. that would be kicking major arse. thats sports roundup for this year *laugh*.
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| pick up |
| 08.31.04 (12:39 am) [edit] |
so you in the mood for pickin up chics huh? well try some of them apples on for size.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
the last one is a personal favourite. These were inspired by someone i know *grin* thanx hun.
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| 08.30.04 (9:06 pm) [edit] |
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i am slightly pleased with myself. i got some work done. that is the good news, the great news is it was pretty important work. and the best news is that i had chocolates WHILE doing this work. i tell you, its amazing. how a lil piece of chocolate can make me a happy person. actually no, now im quite hungry. i need lunch. and a good lunch at that. see you laters
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| im home home |
| 08.30.04 (5:25 am) [edit] |
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yup im home. just thought you might like to know.
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| chock late |
| 08.30.04 (2:52 am) [edit] |
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im feeling oddly spent.but a good kinda spent. anyways leaving for home. should grab dinner on the way.il probably go home and see whats happening. tke care folks and chocky days ahead.
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| 08.29.04 (11:35 pm) [edit] |
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in the afternoon, somethings have been done, and im having chocolate. im having good chocolate and im proud to be having chocolate. if you could have melted chocolate on anything, what would it be? id pour melted godiva dark chocolate onto a lindt milk chocolate and haveit.
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| 08.29.04 (7:40 pm) [edit] |
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soo much work to be done, and so much work undone. not funny at all. ok ok i shall do work.
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| 08.29.04 (5:48 pm) [edit] |
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its true, there is nothing much exciting happening. but the truth of the matter is. life still goes on. thus i declare today. life goes on day.
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| 08.29.04 (4:41 am) [edit] |
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i called 15 ppl on my phone. and ALL 15 ppl didn't answer. now its either they were all busy at the same time, or they have all decided not to pick up my call. *SIGH* i mean c'mon its a sunday. oh well. this is becoming a long drawn out bored arse day im gonna just shut up
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| 08.29.04 (3:28 am) [edit] |
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but im so friggin bored and warm its not even funny.
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| Ends |
| 08.29.04 (12:45 am) [edit] |
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Search for Bossoms ends. i know i know everyone is dissapointed. but well life sometimes has to go on. So, there, tke care dear bossom lovers. till the next non exciting post take care.
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| and then its sunday |
| 08.28.04 (11:57 pm) [edit] |
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its another sunday. i havent had a proper lunch, so i shall go and find some good dinner. very mundane isn't it? *laugh* i mean i should be posting about more exciting stuff then days and not having lunch. well the olympics is coming to a close. so thats that to a year of sports. well i hope more exciting stuff happens this year. else you are gonna get more food updates. till the next round, its too friggin warm here.
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| 08.27.04 (5:05 pm) [edit] |
im sooooooooo bloody sleepy, it wouldn't be funny even if i got hit with a funny stick. shit i need sleep so bad. and i need to eat somthing. i forgot about dinner last night. which leaves me kinda hungry.
PS still no sight of them bossoms, last night on the way home there were a couple that stood a verrrrrrrrry good chance. hmm i might walk by there again and see if they would like a free inspection
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| 08.26.04 (10:03 pm) [edit] |
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i notice that its an odd day today. i want bossoms!!!!
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| Silver Lion |
| 08.26.04 (6:08 pm) [edit] |
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You are Silver Lion, whose facial expression is always gentle.
You are a carefree person, and gives an impression of understanding person.
Nevertheless, you can be precise and obstinate, the side of the personality that you don't show often.
You are also a person with pure mind.
You may put yourself aside and do someone a service instead.
You are an independent minded person.
Even if you face a difficult situation, you will not ask others for help, and try to overcome it on your own.
Person with this kind of character tend to stay youthful in mind and in body, no matter how old they get.
Even if you get old in age, you will ride out the situation with your energy.
You tend to be strict on rank relationship.
When you are a subordinate, you will give credit to your boss, and once you yourself become a boss to someone, you ask for the same.
You also think high of authority, and therefore you obey the instructions from your boss.
You respect common sense and order, and will not accept business that does not follow the rules of the society.
Although you can take on matters with rock-steady stance, you are actually competitive person.
If you can not achieve a respectable result, you tend to stop trying, and give up.
You lack sixth sense, so you are not so suited to do gambling.
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go check it out. twas fun. and to a certain extent true. though i was hoping to find bossoms
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| 08.26.04 (5:41 pm) [edit] |
listerine rocks my socks off. now, the challenge is, chomp a mouthful of chilli, and then rinse with the original brown listerine. for the full 30 secs. NOW thats what i call a mouth wash,
20hrs later BOSSOMS REPORT:
I have not seen the pair yet, i have had offers to organise a wet apparel contest. i must admit, i am biased to a coupla of pairs, but the search still continues. God Bless Bossoms, and thier wonderful owners
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| 08.26.04 (7:10 am) [edit] |
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well i know im about 50 mins early, but nevermind, happy birthday dude. at least when you see this in the morning you will know i wished you. *grin* have a good day
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| still goin |
| 08.26.04 (2:16 am) [edit] |
a coupla more mins past, still no bossoms. here is something.
if someone called you a smartypants. and then said id like to get into your pants, does that mean they want to shag you? or get into your mind and know you??? hmmm.
the search for bossoms continues
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| still nothing |
| 08.26.04 (1:58 am) [edit] |
2 hrs since i last blogged still no sign of the bossoms. there is a serious lack of women in this building, or at least women with "the" bossoms. maybe i should complain to management.
Dear Sir/Madam
It has come to my immediate attention that there seems to be a shortage of yummy bossoms. If you would kindly arrange a bossom parade or even a " wet apparel" contest. i would be ever so grateful
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| Inspiration |
| 08.25.04 (10:07 pm) [edit] |
I have been inspired by the comments that i have received. Now i ask you to follow me into a journy dear reader. if you will please close your eyes, WAIT open them. if you closed them how would you read on? TSK, If you will close your eyes AFTER you have finished reading this post. imagine if you will, the moon, the sun, the planets. they all have one thing in common. earth too has something in common. they are all round. i know its pretty basic, but this leads on.
i am talking about bossoms. yes bossoms, i am fasinated by them. they teach us so much about life. when you are born you are introduced to a pair. and you immediately know what to do. its not as if you read the manual but you do know what to do. now anyways, i stopped work to write about bossoms. what is the perfect bossom? what makes a perfect bossom? can there be one? is it possible? i dont know, im intrigued. i want to see "quality bossoms" as said by someone. to the world i silently challenge you, show me the perfect pair and i will be grateful.
NO i did not write this so i can perv on chic's bits!! TSK. i was hungry so i decided to write.
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| i should work |
| 08.25.04 (5:58 pm) [edit] |
there is a ad that says, shoot down one of these ipod minis. over here the craze for the ipod mini was so great there were a coupla hundred preorders. and now te craze has died down abit. i think the moral of this post is, no matter how hard you try not to notice someone's boobs, you are bound to think of them all day in a place where there are no boobs.
yes, thats the moral. i have officially forsaken work to write about boobs. i need to be shot.
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| morning |
| 08.25.04 (5:39 pm) [edit] |
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i just read something on tblurt " tblog just shat on me" muaaahahahahahahahahahaha . i find that ridiculously funny, imagine someone shitting on you. i mean, they would have to walk up to you, climb over you, remove their pants and process to dump one down on you. and what were you doing in the mean while? "what is happening?" "who is this person" "what does he want" "oh my why is he climbing on top of me" "oh dear pants are being removed" "OHMYGOD is he/she gonna shit on me?" "i should move but yet im entralled to see if its what i think its goint to be " and then PLOP! aaaahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha the whole scene cracks me up. *wipes tear from eye* im sorry if i offended anyone, or if anyone was disgusted. TSK you came to my blog, what did you expect? today's review on the guggenhiem museum? well good morning, and please try not to let people shit on you.
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| 08.25.04 (5:02 am) [edit] |
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im home! i feel better! and i think i want to sleep! notice the recurring theme!
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| 08.25.04 (2:46 am) [edit] |
3 things i want to get off my chest
firstly my shirt
secondly, this odd piece of fluff
thirdly, i think the world would be a better place, if we smiled when we should frown, and frown when we should smile. think about it. im sure it would not make sense, but im insane, and im just spouting rubbish *grin* wish you hadn't wasted your time reading this now innit?
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| 08.24.04 (9:16 pm) [edit] |
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Place is being a right bastard. work is being pretty annoying as well. tsk. no lunch as of yet. a truly fustrating day. infact, im right pissed off now.
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| 08.24.04 (7:54 am) [edit] |
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TREASURE this post mortals, for this is a rare time indeed when the shivs is up near midnight on a work night, and that too online. sure i have done all nighters, but its usually for work reasons, this is one of the few rare times that im on late night even though i have to go work in the morning. *grin* only cos someone else is here, and they could use my company. so i thought i would bless the rest of you all with my presense, sometimes im so modest, i amaze myself *laugh* awite awite. tke care of yourselves and each other.
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| 08.24.04 (2:39 am) [edit] |
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its soo warm, im feeling so irritated. i feel i could walk up to a person, knock them out, and pee into thier ears to wake em up. ok thats just strange, i dont know why i said that. and i dont think i want to dwell on it any further. ahh well, im bored. and tired and sleepy and WARM. i hate being warm. i think 10deg is my perfect temperature, cold enough to wear a t-shirt and warm enough to go barefeet.
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| 08.24.04 (12:58 am) [edit] |
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still hungry, still no scantily clad temptress to feed me. what is wrong with this world? terrible, cant a young man just get food and sex at the same place? pfft, there was a time in this world where you had a leg of lamb on one hand and thigh of wench in another. gone are the good ol barbaric days. damn plague, wiped em all off.
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| lunch |
| 08.23.04 (9:54 pm) [edit] |
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i am HUNGRY!!!! i need food, but suddenly im being very anal about what i want for lunch!, no i do not want ANUS for lunch im just being arsy. HUNGRYYYY!!! is there no nubile female that can quench my lust!! wait i meant hunger, well ok,positions are now vacant for nubile temptressess who can also cook lunch. please apply now!
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| 08.23.04 (5:02 pm) [edit] |
To the advert, salt works, for the psoraisis thingy, well taking salt and rubbing on dry flaky skin. hmmmm tempting. there was one somewhere in greece where there was this pool, and you go sit there and there are lil fishies that come out and eat ur flaky skin. and cure you. hmmm and then there is one about ahsmatic (wrong spelling i think) patients swallowing a live fish to cure. thats in india. i think china and another country swear by drinking piegon blood for ahstmah.(grin wrong spelling again)asthma!!YAY, so is it just me or do you blame the animals for disliking us? i mean if a bird shits on you, you should think maybe according to the birds, shitting on a human cures bad eyesight? or when a bear kills a man, smacking a human lessens bear arthritis. so instead of picking up pitchforks and guns to kill them in turn, lets smile, embrace the violence and remember,the next time we feed a fishy flaking skin in a community pool, dont hate the pirahna that is just lookin for a cure for its wisdom tooth by biting ur privates. My own private warning. an ant can carry 50 times its own body weight, the next time you smack an ant and it doesn't die, and it stares at you, run, just fuckin run
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| 08.23.04 (4:12 pm) [edit] |
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what makes today a special day? why, absolutely nothing!! its just a normal arse of a day and everything seems quite normal. *yawn* there maybe i shall catch a movie today. been wanting to do that for yonks. aight its still morning. there is work to do. and life goes on.
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| Name |
| 08.23.04 (4:57 am) [edit] |
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this is my name in russian. CÿÉ×apaÔÎam KpÉcÿÎaÎ for those who cant see the letters, ah well. you will never know then.
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| un bonded |
| 08.23.04 (4:50 am) [edit] |
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ima bored. i wrote a long colorful one at the beta engine. and tblog ate it. aww FUCKIN MORON! bastard thing. well now that im done ranting. i CANNOT BELIEVE they are considering Eric Bana for James Bond. HELL NO. HELL FUCKING NO!!!!. no offence to bana fans. But Mr Hector/Bruce Bana as BOND? GIVE ME A FRIGGIN BREAK. i will officially stop buying bond dvds ( i have the whole collection by the way) and resign from being a fan of the movies if this materialises. NO WAY!
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| 08.23.04 (12:53 am) [edit] |
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why make love when love makes you? thats the question of the day. but dont substitute pee for love. then it just doesnt make sense anymore.
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| 08.22.04 (3:58 pm) [edit] |
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This thing is still behaving like a stubborn shit stain
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| tadah |
| 08.22.04 (12:06 am) [edit] |
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I have been good. i didn't want to go out. and so i didn't go out. i know thats quite boring an update, but i dont care. *yawn* its soo bloody warm here its pissin me off. i had way too much chocolates(there is no such thing as too much) but im stuffed. and it was some godiva goodness and some lindt which is YUMMMMMmmmmmmmm so yea. here i am happily stuffed in chocolate and being an absolute slack arse.
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| well |
| 08.21.04 (8:58 pm) [edit] |
It appears that this place is acting up again. so il just say a good morning to you all on a alright sunday. tke care and remember. its not how you pee. its when and where you pee
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| 08.20.04 (8:44 pm) [edit] |
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heading home. time to leave, im leaving. these are words i shall utter. now im leaving. see yall. love ya lots,and that one person more. and the others just a lil less, but still loved.
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| bloop |
| 08.20.04 (6:08 pm) [edit] |
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didn't blog yesterday cos i was hella busy. and today being a saturday and me being at work seems like a good time as any to blog. i shall attempt to do all my work today so that next week is a lil more relaxed. aight well, i will try plough through my work and get back to updating on my life.
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| BeJe |
| 08.19.04 (2:52 am) [edit] |
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hmmm corporate dinner, or not corporate dinner? *sigh* the dilemmas of the young and sexy, and sucessful RIGHT. i shall move along then. i feel like eating B&Js, and someone else.weeeeeeeeeeee
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| Wooohoooo |
| 08.19.04 (12:47 am) [edit] |
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now, officially my views is equal to my birthyear, YEA!! woohoo, another cupcake with a candle on it for me. yea celebration. Shit got work to do. unwoohooos
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| 08.18.04 (10:48 pm) [edit] |
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here i am. busy, and bogged with odd problems that shouldn't arise. and im thinking of you. *grin* which is cool cos i need the distraction. ahh well. miss you. please take care of urself, and get back to me asap. miss ya.
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| 08.18.04 (5:30 am) [edit] |
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am hella busy, I MISS YOU HEAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| to pee or not to pee |
| 08.17.04 (4:06 pm) [edit] |
that is the question on everyone's mind. but one must remember how badly one needs to pee first before answering that question. yes.
i need to get going outstation. shit. im getting late. *sigh* life and times of the not rich and famous
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| ghorhillas |
| 08.16.04 (4:54 am) [edit] |
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I need to get new shoes. current ones are getting worn out. cant be seen wearing worn out shoes. tsk, not fashionable. i was supposed to say something really clever but now i cant remember. oh well. thats life. genius is never really genius. and to the person out there who owes me a tmail!!! you are SOO DUE!!! its gonna be almost a week since you said you were gonna mail *grin* slacker!
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| 1900 |
| 08.16.04 (1:50 am) [edit] |
woohooo yea, woohooo1900 views, its all good. my own happiness at seeing the number 1900, now if i can reach my birthyear, that will be cool too, woohoo . im still at work wooowait.nothing woohoo about that. tsk
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| il keep this simple |
| 08.15.04 (6:30 am) [edit] |
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i miss you heaps.
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| 08.15.04 (12:00 am) [edit] |
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WOOHOOO im at the office on a sunday, finishing up work. well anyways tke care folks and im going to find something to eat.
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| sunday |
| 08.14.04 (8:09 pm) [edit] |
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hey folks its a sunday afternoon, and well doesnt seem all that exciting, but hey, its still a rest day. i still havent watched irobot!! damnit i want to watch it!!. other then that nothing much is happening on a sunday. OH just came up. going back to office. need to finish up some work. work on a sunday WOOHOOOOOooooooo tke care folks, il probably mail fro office adios
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| 08.14.04 (8:12 am) [edit] |
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it seems owen has left for real, and pats has said no, what other things the perimer league is up to, dont stay tuned to this spot for updates, im pretty slow to getting it, but for now il just say this viva la milan. AC by the way, not inter, thast all for soccer talk. till the next time, OH and Happy Olympics, let's see how fast it is that il be commenting on Goodbye Olympics. i remember the last olympics, i was still studying and watching the swimming on tele at uni, that was fun. ahh well have fun
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i know the post titled oreo seems like its stopped halfway, its actually the color white text that doesnt show, so just select it. and its all good
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| 08.14.04 (7:23 am) [edit] |
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i decided. i will always split an oreo, and scoop the cream aside, make a pile of it, and then eat it slowly, yea thats what i want to do. i think thats a good plan. i like oreos esp choky ones, yum. now i shall go eat oreo. so here, for the sake of oreos, i shall try to color it like that
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| there |
| 08.14.04 (6:38 am) [edit] |
there is such a thing as abusive java script? what does it do? beat up on the other javas and cuss and swear?? tsk
im feeling heaps better. i haven't lost anything, iv just gained alot. but it was good. it made me reflect and sort out issues, well actually its not all that dramatic, *laugh* i just never lost what i had, and i dont think i will lose it ever no matter what. im very thankful to have it.
thanx to those who read through my babbles and actually wrote to keep me company ur all cool. cool ur all are (as mr yoda says) vell its all good then, im back to being insane *sigh* a relief, i hate being sane and dealing with life. insanity is much cooler. ave a good evenin mates
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| 08.14.04 (2:49 am) [edit] |
well well well, its a saturday evening and im home. well at least i napped. DAMN work is gonna be sooo bloody busy this week i already had a taste of the madness today. *sigh* but oh well. at least it keeps the week moving i guess. cant ask for much more really. im feeling slightly sad, slightly tired and hoplessly bored.
i miss you, i miss you heaps heaps heaps and heaps. its hard to have you and then not have you. *smile* for what its worth, it was beyond what words can describe.
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| 08.13.04 (3:37 pm) [edit] |
i got what i wanted. its not the happiest ending, but i got it. and im content. error of all humankind. to want something, and then to want it more, then to have it. and not wanting to let go. but we will learn. OR maybe i shall have to learnn. but for now. i have what i want and i will be content. in office wayyyy to early for a saturday. and probably going to be around for sometimes too
srk
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| 08.13.04 (5:57 am) [edit] |
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cos there is nothing much in it cept im friggni mad at myself for feeling this way and i hate it. misery is not fun, FUCK. sorry i better just go vent it out somewhere.
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| 08.13.04 (5:22 am) [edit] |
You want something so bad, you can smell it, taste it feel it. you almost have it. but you dont get it. the pain, the wrenching feeling, yea i have all those. every single fibre of despair, i have it now. *sigh*
i dont know, maybe i am being selfish. i want something so bad, and i dont want to share, but i dont feel guilty. i want it. i dont want to share it. i want it to myself. cos i know its going to be a long time till i see it again. have it again. i just want it so bad. yea im selfish i admit it. but im not wrong. i wont apologise for it.
Should i apologise? is it wrong to want something that much? is it wrong to not want to share it? i dont want to. il apologise for being a prat, i apologise for being rude and seeming very "brush offish" but i will never apolgise for wanting it so much. i never wanted much in my life. but that i want. i make sure i have. but i guess somethings just cant be had. i learn it now. a little late in life, but lesson will still be learnt.
so what do i do now? *smile* i got home early, bought something, no where to go, nothing to do. i feel really hurt though. i dont know why. i guess its just that much desire. its wrong of me. but im a stubborn SOB. i will end this here. i just dont know what to do now. *shrugs* maybe im sorry, maybe im not
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| 08.12.04 (10:12 pm) [edit] |
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they should put the plain text version box as default and give an potion for the other stuf. IM hungry, yet im grinning. *sigh* i think i might finally be going completely insane. i mean dont get me wrong, iv always been insane, but just this time. i think i might be completely losing it. *sigh* thats not good is it? maybe it is!. OH NO the voices in my head are arguing, nooooooo
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| 08.12.04 (5:11 pm) [edit] |
Pearrls Before Swine, its a comic strip, and i read it online at yahoo. today's strip is sooo funny!! *laugh* its hilarious. i think my fav strips are all there except for stone soup. i like that one. but i cant find it online anywhere. Comic strips are cool. i started my "newspaper" reading due to comic strips. so Thanks mom, dad, and sis for starting me reading.
Its Friday the 13th. so whats happening with everyone? all walking under ladders? smacking black cats and licking green bananas?? ok the last one i made up, but it sounded like something you might do on a friday. ok, im curious anyone can tell me the significance of friday the 13th? besides the movie? where did it all start? or did the movie start it all. ohyea, i guess i should head back to work. *sigh* i miss doing studio work. tiring, but fun in its way.
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| 08.12.04 (4:15 pm) [edit] |
i know i keep saying this, but DAMN, my eyes are red and i lack sleep. bloodshot eyes are not good. not good at all*groan* i need to end this day as soon as possible and recover from this.
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| 08.12.04 (4:02 pm) [edit] |
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That date and 2030pm shall be the most memorable time in my life. nuff said.
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| 08.11.04 (10:31 pm) [edit] |
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im HUNGRY! i need to eat lunch, OH ok il go eat lunch!
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| 08.11.04 (5:44 pm) [edit] |
Mahabarath- It is actually an epic war that happened a long longlong long long arse time ago in ancient India. There are books written about it. and its my favourite tale of all time.
Thought id explain that nugget of information to you all. you know just incase someone decideds to ask. Im very well versed in this text. *grin* my modesty does show out in the early mornings dont it? alright i should start work now. i really should. so till the later parts of the day, try not to miss me too much. but what the hell. go on. miss me! *hugs* to all. and yes, i do agree that you ALL look bloody marvellous today. must be the weather and the way the sun highlights your hair. (not applicable to shaved heads) SHAVED HEADS READ THIS its amazing how the sun radiates your eyes to show your livliness!
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| 08.11.04 (5:32 pm) [edit] |
I heard this song in the morning. and now i dont feel like working at all. maybe you could explain why. but then again with clear words such as this, explanations are sometimes just not necessary. Mr Lil Jon, a nation salutes you.
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
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| 08.11.04 (4:32 pm) [edit] |
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I would like a standing ovation and adoration. i made it to work at 0810hrs today!!! normally im in at 0710. so today i feel special. im still earlier than most. actually why be modest, im still the earliest. HA! i rock *does the rock dance* and i have chocky muffin for brekkie. nothing like a muffin. OH but i have to tell you the most not yummy thing i have eaten, its blueberry muffin spread with vegemite! YEEEEEEEGGHHHH that washed down with spearmint Browne's milk UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGH. needless to say. it was a happy camping day at my beloved water closet. yes well Good morning folks, you all look lovely today.
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| Say it Once |
| 08.11.04 (4:41 am) [edit] |
I shall say it once, and it shall forever stand. SOUTHPARK ROCKS!!!. its my fav show of all time. and nothing in life has taught me more than Southpark. That and all the comedies put together has made me the man i am today. *tears* im soo manly. yes well moving on to more important issues.
i did NOT spill anything down my shirt today! i feel all adult and grown up about it.
I can drink a 375ml can of non carbonated drink at one go. and proceed to throw it in a garbage can, no smashing cans on forehead bullshit.
If anything i learnt in perth, it was to say burlap and burp at the same time, and it sounds hella cool
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| 08.11.04 (4:25 am) [edit] |
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Just got back home from office. 2045hrs. *sigh* work is gonna get busy for the next coupla weeks. so that isn't going to change anytime soon. other than that, nothing much exciting has been happening. *hugs myself* cos i need a hug, and no one is there to hug me *grin* self lovin. survived this long with it. aight folks, time to put on the boogie shoes and dance myself to dinner. be good
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| 08.10.04 (6:41 pm) [edit] |
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i should be working now. why am i not working? there is still pain in my head. i need something to keep me occupied. i need a vuman. yes i need a bhelly dhancing vuman. vun that veel make me svoon vith desire. i know you are out there vuman. come to me!
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| Lets play roshambo, its a game, il kick you as hard as i can in your nuts. and you wake up and try t |
| 08.10.04 (5:36 pm) [edit] |
ARRRRRRGHHH im supposed to cut my fingernails!! i forgot! shite. i hate that. now im all long fingernailed and un macho. damn it. OH just for the curious after last nights fiasco *laugh* im a guy. just incase anyone was like not clued in. rinns guys do watch neighbours too you know, when you are bored and waiting for the simpsons to start, you inevitably have to zone through neighbours.
i have a slight ache in the head, thus i shall call it a headache. i forgot to mention this, last night i saw a painful scene. i was heading home tired, and i saw a young kid horsing around with his bike. and then suddenly he fell. his bike crashed on him and the seat of the bike got lodged right inbetween his Billabong and two bongs. it was horrible. i felt his pain. lucky it was a light bicycle, he got up, walked funny and sat down clutching his stomache. yes its true. men rarely do clutch their tackles when hit, cos well it doesnt help at all.its odd though, in the movies they always show the dude clutching there. i mean whats the point. the pain is not sharp and concentrated. it is a very dull heavy ache and then the pain just spreads, *shakes head* its just sad thats what. at 0930am in the morning at work, this was the best thing i could come up with. i need help.
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| 08.10.04 (3:58 pm) [edit] |
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Good morning folks, its another glorious work day. Today though i am quite tired. well actually that is quite usual for me. but the difference is i am also just that extra sleepyu. wait that too is usual for me. awww feck it. its just the same shit different day *laugh* no caramel coating. speaking of caramel.i like caramel flavoured popcorn. i cannot stand salty popcorn. actually i cant stand anything that is tooosalty. So this morning i will leave you with this thought. *YAWN* there. chew on that.
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| 08.10.04 (3:28 am) [edit] |
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Yea baby! woohooo. my happiness has a few meanings, one i dont really know why, but i have a half a slice of chocolate cake waiting for me back home!! woohooo!!! yea! and i have coke light cooling in the refrigerator!! woohoooo!!!! yea! and the other part is just plain complicated. here's a question whats your fav m&m? and how do you eat them? i confess im a colorist. i like to seperate them by color and then slowly eat them.and i alternate between eating the brown ones or the red ones last. i eat all the other colors first. i also like the crispy m&ms. and the peanut butter ones.they are bothyummy. ah well, thats that for the day, for those interested im still in bloody office.heading home soon i home. *sigh* blardy hell. aight anyways adios folks and as they say in all good samurai mangas. "there is a storm brewing"
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| 08.09.04 (3:27 pm) [edit] |
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Haven't blogged for sometime. i fucked up my new phone, sent it to repair. cleaned the whole bloody house again. kinda ok weekend. didnt really do much. but at least i got the rest i wanted. so its all good. how is everyone else? nothing much new at my end cept its back to work. and well so far its about as exciting as a gnat wanking.
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| 08.08.04 (5:09 am) [edit] |
im not ready to become a sith afterall. im back. a lil tired. but the nap did me good. now il just have to eat something and then im raring to go. did everyone have a good weekend?? well *hugs* to all take care people
srk
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| 08.06.04 (5:51 pm) [edit] |
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maybe its just me, and id love to be corrected here. but your weather is garnered by stats that are mostly taken from the shade innit? cos sometimes the temp is hotter than the one the weatherman said so. ofcourse i might sound stupid saying that. but oh well. im sometimes confused. right now actually i dont give a dead rat's crap arse about how the weather is taken. im still sleepy. and getting cranky by the minute that im sleepy. my dark side is surfacing. its telling me, i should stop blogging, stop socialising and just dissapear, well in the sense that i not appear at regular spots and such. its a tempting thought. spend the rest of my year here in absolute silence, and just keep on living. thats my darkside for you, antisocial hermit mofo. but a very disciplined one. probably the one with the acumen to save bundles of money. so today's question is, will i submit to the dark side like a good obedient sith? or will i just try to get home as early as possible and get some sleep so that i awake a much happier person than now? hmmmm choices. *yawn* so friggin exhausted
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| 08.06.04 (5:11 pm) [edit] |
*yawn* still friggin sleepy. i want to sleep. but i have to work. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr hhhhhhhhhh so sleepy. damn. i wish the coffee thing did something for me. *sigh* i can drink a flask and still sleep like a baby. i shall just push on, getlow getlow getlow, to the windows to the walls, till the sweat drop down in falls. till all these females crawl.
Oh hell getlow getlow getlow getlow getlow getlow, to the windows to the walls, till the sweat drop down my balls all these bitches crawl. bend over to the front, touch your toes, *yawn* even lil jon and the eastside boys cant keep me awake.
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| 08.06.04 (3:48 pm) [edit] |
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im bloody sleepy. long night and friggin tired. i wouldn't mind it so much if i had fun but sadly no. saturday. im betting its going to be the same as all saturdays. so im just going to accept it with a smile and probably do my laundry tonight and iron the clothes the same night GASP!! a break from routine? OH JOY!!! can somebody please shoot me? save me from my own life.you can have all my cool toys that i have no time to display, and worse still its not even with me to display. *sigh* and all my dvds. you can have it all. just shoot me. 2 conditions. i should not know when im being shot, and i want to be shot with a sniper rifle and a rather large calibre bullet right smack on my forehead. thank you.
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| 08.05.04 (11:57 pm) [edit] |
Ate lunch with the boss: simple
Ate chicken curry : simple
Spilled the damned curry on my shirt: SHIT!
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHH i always do this, i HATE being so clumsy. tsk tsk such a klutz. i need a personal maid cleaner. a sexy one
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holyyyyyyyyy shite, so many things happened in neighbours and i didn't even know!! DAMN! and they killed DEE!! noooooooooooooooo i liked dee, *sigh* oh well. thanx rinns for the update. so i was listening to timbaland, 'dirty' i think, and this line just stood out. "hoes with toes showing and extra heels" ah well glorious start to the morning. i hope this keeps me going. till the next post, Good morning everyone. ESP to hoes with toes showing and extra heels.
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| 08.05.04 (2:41 am) [edit] |
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am talking to rinns, and she's probably thinking im a soap freak, but oh well. its neighbours!!! we are all neighbours... im going mad. still at work. finishing up though, so thats a good sign i guess. *yawn* well i gota call someone impt and then im heading home. catchyall at the crib
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| 08.04.04 (10:46 pm) [edit] |
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lunch time. that is for the people who are going to have lunch, the building in which i work, on weekends you can see ppl shagging in the underground carparks. yes. its true, yes i have seen it, and yes you dont want to know
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| 08.04.04 (5:09 pm) [edit] |
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its been a very odd morning. *sigh* how come im meeting people who are all hurt? and i mean emotionally and physically. i mean i know some people really deserve cos they are such pricks or mean people. but why is it that the good people are hurt today? a request. dont hurt anyone that didn't deserve it. i mean i know thats such a stupid statement. but i really hate seeing people hurt. and somehow today im filled with them. hope everything works out. please stop hurting and take care of yourselves. all of you. hurt or not.
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| 08.04.04 (5:00 am) [edit] |
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wellllllll, im home. did the laundry hung it to dry , cooked dinner, ate and now im chillin, need to sleep soon. HOW BORING CAN MY LIFE GET? *sigh* soo lacking in the cool factor.
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| 08.04.04 (2:41 am) [edit] |
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so lets see. HEY this thing works alright now, its fast and i can see the words as i type. damn woohooo. am still at office. i really should make a moce. getting bored here. *yawn* and sleepy. well i might as well make a move now. need to eat something yummy too. serious lack of a good peaceful dinner without having to worry about work and waking up early. i need that. well anyways, just to satisfy myself. im going to shade this entire paragrap in two colors.
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| 08.03.04 (4:49 pm) [edit] |
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Bloody hell, i was typing out something and the whole damned internet goes off, kernel error. now im not a techie but im sure that kernel is supposed to be the brain of the computer. so if my comp has a brain tumour i better know about it!. oh well technically its not my comp but even then i want it to be ok, not suddenly dying on me like that. has anyone eaten a crumpet? soaked in butter? and kippers? iv had a crumpet, but i think its not the same unless you are somewhere in UK. well at least i think so. anyways back to the crumpet, i had it in oz. it was off the shelf from coles. just didn't feel right. ah well. here's a lil travel trivia for you, in indonesia, Macdonalds, KFC they all come with rice. Some of the Southeast asian Macdonalds have asian menus, that offer spicier burgers and such. the latest to this edition is the KFC zinger (satay sauce) version. now im hungry for brekkie
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| 08.03.04 (3:43 pm) [edit] |
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So this is apparantly the new beta engine. the problem witht his engine is that it takes time for the bloody text to appear after you type it. sure its fun to try out but after a while it pisses me off. so until they come out with the full version this will be my last and first post with this beta. good morning folks.
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| 08.03.04 (2:43 am) [edit] |
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stuck at work. bloody hell. i thought i was done!!! im here babysitting. *sigh* borrrrrrrrring. why am i stuck doing this stupid work.i wish there was a bright side to this, but there is not *groan* to make myself feel better i shall dance around my table. that might help. pffft. catcha later
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| 08.02.04 (3:57 pm) [edit] |
Well something happened to change the monotonous lifestyle today. the public bus broke down. woohoo. just two stops away from where i wanted to go too. woohooo. but even that didn't make me late for work. *laugh* its all good i need brekkie. am really really hungry. on other news, apparently the pope is upset over the killings of christians over in iraq. yes mr john good call on your part. dont worry about the others that got killed. *shakes head* oh well. thats life. sometimes you are sorry, and sometimes you are the pope.
0800hrs on the dot. excellent. time to work. tke care folks and happy welcoming the olympics
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| 08.02.04 (2:22 am) [edit] |
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isnt it veird? well anyways work was, so its alright. i did so many things in a rush, im not even sure whats outstanding and whats not. unreal im feeling huggy. *hugz* to all. sticks and stones may break my bones but a 9mm will surely kill me.
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| Monday Morning |
| 08.01.04 (3:24 pm) [edit] |
Good morning folks, everybody feeling ok? everyone feeling good? i feel better after yesterday's sad episode. speaking of episodes, EpIII Revenge of the Sith. i hope its good, cos there is nothing better than the smell of freshly slaughtered jedis. Hope there is a trace of that lovely iridonian called maul. Cant wait for summer 2005. gonna be good.aight well everyone have a good morning. its strangely quiet and no one's online.
srk
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| 08.01.04 (3:32 am) [edit] |
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i feel unusually sad. i dont know why. i know what triggered it. but its so silly. i dont want to brood over it. but its just hard thats all. i accepted it. but its just hard thats all. im a confused, and confusing person though. ah well. i hope i feel better soon. and sort myself coon. sunday isn't ending the way i wish it would. time to move on
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